Cell Phone Beast

cell phone beast

bloody, dirty, soul

two year contract

hit the road

new equipment

breaks in two days

now I have replacement

glaring ,I am amazed

the damn money I spent

all the time for repairs

another charge on my bill

of which I wasn't aware

I think we now pay

half of our mortage

now charge me for charging

no charging shortage

Oh wait now

the consumer has a question

another two year contract

gets the best affections 

data gone over

well that is o.k.

it is not your money

for charging charges away

on hold 

sit for awhile

paying our employees

not in our style

we fuss about banks

we fuss about each other

why not fuss about

signal drops

e-mail notifications

scratched screens

can't resell our equipment

unanswered questions

the infamous

replacement phones

or better yet...

not in stock

but we are charging you

to restock...phones!

Author's Note

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Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

never had one, and never will...these are perfect reasons why...

i'll stick to my land line..i don't need to be on my phone unless i am sitting comfortably in my chair conversing...

enjoyed this.

[Jack...]

Can you hear me now? Holly, I know first hand the frustration of this subject and you are exactly correct. Nice one.