Cheesy

I don't really know what to classify this as. It's not a story, but it's not a real play or anything. It's just kind of a random dialogue. It might amuse you.

Mitchell: I want that burger right there.

Waitress: Which one?

Mitchell: The one right there in the picture, with the pepper jack.

Waitress: We’re outta pepper jack 

Mitchell: Well come on Shirley, how’re you outta pepper jack?

Shirley: We ain’t got none.

Mitchell: Well can’t you just scrape up some pepper jack just for me?

Shirley: How d’ya suppose I do that if we ain’t got any pepper jack back there? You can order it with some other cheese if you want.

Mitchell: Well if I ordered it with some other cheese I might as well be orderin’ some other burger. The only reason people order that burger is so they can have some pepper jack on it.

Shirley: Well we ain’t got none so just order some other burger then.

Mitchell: No I’m gonna order that burger.

Shirley: Well what cheese you want on it then?

Mitchell: I want gouda cheese on that burger.

Shirley: I don’t even know what that is Mitch.

Mitchell: It’s European cheese Shirley.

Shirley: Well I can tell you right now we ain’t got it.

Mitchell: Well that’s the cheese I want.

Shirley: I’ll tell you what. I’m gonna put some American cheese on that burger and you ain’t even gonna know the difference.

Mitchell: Do what you want Shirley, but I want gouda cheese on that burger.

Shirley: You ain’t never even had that Mitch. (Walks off)

Mitchell: You don’t know that Shirley.