Can You Teach a Teacher?

       

           Can you teach a teacher?

           Is there something they don't know?

 

           Like how to make macaroni

           Or tie the perfect bow?

 

           Do they know the weight of the moon

           Or how to hum a tune?

 

           Can they wish while they wash

           Make a necklace out of floss?

 

           Or paint the Mona Lisa

           What a sight that would be!

 

           Can they see things that normal people don't see?

 

           Maybe they're aliens from outer space!

           What brains as thick as a little shoe lace!

 

           Did you believe that?

 

           No kids, it's not true

 

           For you see, teachers do have teachers

           That teach them what they teach you!