An Old Fool and a Lesbian

She is fairer than most and he was sixty years of age

But they lived together as husband and wife five years

Until he bought her a computer with sage

Which she loved more than a drunk loves whiskey or bears

Then one day she told him that she was in love with a Dyke

And he thought it was only on the Net and therefore just play

He had no idea the Devil had just made a strike

And he ruined what they had because that was his way

But when he saw what they did on Tiny Chat it hurt

They were making love as near as they could that time

They were degrading themselves without even a shirt

And he was still just chasing things much more sublime.

He snapped. He lost control of reality

And nearly went to prison. Love? It might as well be.

Author's Note

He got mad and never had sex again because he still loves her and forgives her though she hates him now 30 years his younger.