Sausages, Tacos and Rhubarb Gin

After nursery rhyme fame came.....

Much to Simple Simons relief the pie man was duly caught and charged. Charged with multiple counts of indecent exposure, and also of passing off his penis as a blow up sausage, then offering a fiver to unsuspecting girls to inflate it, this ruse being used successfully not only on Little red, but also Alice and Bo Peep.

Victim statements read to a packed courtroom told how Alice had resorted to cocaine in a bid to rid heself of her demons, such was her trauma at being near blinded by the spitting sausage, Red had immersed herself in Rhubarb Gin and casual sex with transgender fishermen, whilst Bo, the youngest and most vulnerable of the three, had set up a blind tasting, taco store, ( fish being the main ingredient), only to be arrested herself, as the taco was actually her lady bits.( this she found was the only way to part sate her unquenchable desire for cunni l!ngus. )

Thank you S Dickens for, " why make a fanny in the form of a taco and then not expect it to be eaten !! "

Anyway, 6 months on and the Pie man is 3 years away from release, Red has shacked up with a French, transgender, mackerel tickler called Freda Mi Brah, Alice is peddling drugs for an online pharmaceutical company, the peddling being a free bicycle delivery service, whilst Bo is teaching, for free I might add, men to hold their breath for multiple minutes whilst at the same time experiencing multiple orgasms. And Simon, well, he chopped off his knob, had a nip and tuck, breast implants, calls himself Simone, and can be found shooting all manner of object from his newly made snatch in a Thai go go bar, much to the amusement of many a middle aged man from the UK.

Author's Note

Sorry....

Reviews

[mattavelli]

I think it's lovely, Gee, but my wife says you're crazy. :p

[Gee]

Lol, cheers Matt

[Lydia Shutter]

Fractured fairy tales have nothing on you, Gee....I got a kick out of this one. Very inventive and lots of tongue in cheek humor. Good one. Lydi**

[Gee]

Thank you Lydia

[john l smith]

I am not sure we read, or perhaps inteperited, nursery rhymes in the same manner.
Perhaps this highlights the difference between Canadian english vs English english, with the Can. version being much less colorful
Dave B

[Gee]

Or could be that I am away with the faeries :)
Thanks for both enduring and commenting

[DIVYA]

Omg! Such an incredible, amazing bunch! The yuck factor comes through very well. I won’t eat tacos for some time. The conclusion had quite a punch! Enjoyed much! 😅

[Gee]

Lol, thank you

[DIVYA]

You’re most welcome 😸

[Ana Papaya]

Oh my gosh Gee.
Apology accepted.

[Ana Papaya]

I will still eat both.

[Gee]

LMAO.................Apologies and thank you

[Ana Papaya]

: )

[Lorry]

Apology accepted.
You need to leave your brain to medical science Gee, you just gotta.
Saying that....i wish I had wrote it.
Brilliant :)

[Gee]

Hi Lorry, cheers. Strange that not many reviewed this ( not) Each to their own I suppose.

[angel]

Have mercy; you should be! I can never tell any of those stories to my sweet grandchildren again, you terrible man!
Seriously? Loved it.

[Gee]

Thank you Angel, glad you enjoyed the read

[Neville]

Sorry is just not good enough... you are a very norty boy and I am gonna drink to that, no end... The End, so there... N

[Gee]

Cheers Neville...

[Neville]

pleasure.......

[Chris Shaw]

Laughing so much. Gee you take the biscuit with your imagination, you really do. Entertainment at its best.

Chris

[Gee]

What an isle mind will think of :)
Thank you Christine, glad it raised a snile

[Chris Shaw]

Did you mean idle? And yes, it raised a smile or two. You and sausages!!!

[Gee]

Aye, idle.....

[barleygirl]

Thank you for writing a crescendo to balance out my last two mundane postings . . . (whining about child abuse, then an unimaginative ménage a trios plus one). You always have to slam me to the deck & then outdo me with your wit & satire! Even tho I tend to be an advocate for abused girlies (such as the ones treated badly in your story), I'm also an advocate for maintaining the long-enjoyed humorous standard -- making a laughing stock out of every sacred/intimate aspect of life (your forte). I've never heard that taco concept, but nobody will be eating me a la taco (backdoor), trust me! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Gee]

Is your taco off limits to the firefighters:)))
Thank you Margie