Turkey, toys, boys and trouble.

Turkey, toys, boys and trouble.

A Poem by Gee
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Christmas day

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This year she hopes that......

Granny has her nappy on
grandad doesn't fart,
uncle Tommy comes alone
and not with some old tart.
Mum lays off the vodka 'til
pudding's served and eaten,
dad doesn't get the hump
when at every game he's beaten.
Next door neighbours Fred and Maude
come fully dressed, not nude,
as last year fido bit his knob
mistaking it as food.
Little brother Bobby Ray
breaks down the closet door,
revealing that he likes the girls
but likes the boys much more.
And finally when crackers pulled
she hopes to get the toy,
( as these she's bought from Ann Summers )
as she still ain't got a boy !!




© 2018 Gee


Author's Note

Gee
Well, what did you expect ??

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Ha-ha! This Christmas is anything but boring. So, Fido bit the knob? Like you said, "Well, what did you expect?" Poor Fido, he just wanted a bite of sausage.

Posted 9 Months Ago


Gee

9 Months Ago

Cheers Sam. Happy New year
Haha that is very funny
All the associated pains with the holiday season
Give your pooch a pat
Dave

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Cheers....
Isn't Christmas great.
It's the only time of the year that the United Nations peace force is called into play.
Usually, after it you say never again. But it's a tradition. Plus, a visit to Ann Summers is always fun.

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Aye, can't do much worse than Ann S.
Cheers Paul, apologies for the delay in replying.
Very funny poem. Too bad I don't have any family to celebrate besides close friends.

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Thanks Junglee, apologies for taking so long to reply.
JungLee

10 Months Ago

It’s okay! I’ve been busy too with trips.
great story gee,this would make a great series

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

Cheers, appreciate you reading and commenting.
 wordman

10 Months Ago

you`re welcome
This poem is not only rhythmic, but humorous. Your readers will consume every word in this verbal salad. Great job and keep posting. :-)

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

A simple salad. Thank you Tamara
Tamara Beryl Latham

10 Months Ago

An enjoyable one. :-)
Oh' boy.. thank goodness ya left me out... the dosh is where ya told me to leave it... now we're even yeah..

still chuckling .. N




Posted 10 Months Ago


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Gee

10 Months Ago

Cousin Nev, 'im from out West
in trousers far to tight,
doesn't grab his bulge, ask th.. read more
Neville

10 Months Ago

Phew...... :)
I always assume your poems will be well thought out and clever. I'm never let down. :)

Posted 10 Months Ago


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Gee

10 Months Ago

Praise indeed, thank you
I will review this when I 've stopped laughing enough to see the screen. I will honest. You've met my family then?

Posted 10 Months Ago


Gee

10 Months Ago

I think many of us will see folk we recognise in this, perhaps not Feed and Maude, but the others ye.. read more

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Added on November 25, 2018
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Milton keynes, United Kingdom



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