orange flavored popsikles #2!

Yay! #2! It's time for more random conversation! Now let's get this party started!

 

Yay! I'm back!

(You mean,we're back?)

Oh, shut up. Your just a figment of my imagintion, remember?

(Of course I remember. And I highly dout that anyone is going to review this so called poem.)

As I was saying...

(Ug...Don't ignore me when I am talking to you!)

As I was saying--

(There you go again! So rude!)

AS I WAS SAYING!

(Geez...harsh.)

*sigh*, I hate you...

(Great. Now we're even.)

So...As i was saying--

(How many times are you going to say, "as I was saying"? It's getting old, you doofus!)

Shut up! Your face is getting old!

(I don't even have a face).

How?

(I'm not real! Hello?)

(Oh yeah! And you did spell popcicles wrong before. I know it!)

Oh man!

(Hahaha!)

"Will you two shut up? Your both wrong!"

(Who the heck are you?)

Yeah! who are you?

"Me? I'm a figment of Rosy odonald's imagination."

(Who's Rosy Odonald?)

Yeah, who is she?

"Seriously? You don't know who Rosy odonald is? She's that one hefty, lesbion lady that used to be on the view"

Really? She was on the view? I hate that show!

"Yeah...But she's not the only lesbion who was on there..."

Really? who else?

"Um...It doesn't matter. The point is, I'm here."

(So, if your a figment of Rosy odonald's imagination...Then does that mean you look like her, too?)

"Unfortunatly, yes :( "

Eeeewww!

(yeah, ew)

*what are you guy's talking about?*

(Go away, figment of Cameran Diaz's imagination!)

"yeah, and take A-rod's figment of imagination with you"

Yeah!

*Oh, man! I should just go back to the set of the shrek movies, and never come back. Bye.*

(Good ridense. Now, what were we talking about?)

"I believe we were talking about Rosy Odonald"

No we weren't! We were talking about Orange flavored popcicles!

(Sure. Now you spell it right.)

"Oh, hush up, both of you!"

Fine.

(Fine.)

Fine.

(Stop saying fine! And stop copying me!)

Fine.

(What did yo0u just say?!)

You heard me! biotch!

(Oh, that's it! lemmy at em!)

"Calm down, children"

Why would you call us children?

"Because I can! Now, hush up!"

(Don't you mean, "Shut the hell up, before I come over there and woop your as--)

"I know what I said!"

(Good.)

Good. 

(I said stop copying me!)

I wasn't!

(whatever, jerkwad. I don't need you.)

Yes you do! Without me, you wouldn't even be in a poem, much less exist.

(Your right...But that's not the point! The point is, this isn't even a poem anymore! this is just shameless shinanigans!)

You mean, random shinanigans?

(Shut up!)

What?

(*sigh*, I think I hate you.)

Whatever! Lets just finish this up!

 

The end!

(For real, this time.)

 

 

 

Author's Note

I had lots of fun writing this...And I hope I didn't affend any of the celebrities that were featured in this poem. Such as Rosy odonald, A-rod, and Cameran Diaz. This poem was just for fun, not to make anyone mad.

Reviews

[November_Rain]

Lol nice Kiah, and very funny, good job

[PaperHearts]

Ahaha, I loved the way you ended this poem; '*sigh*, I think I hate you.' xD
For something so completely random, I felt drawn into this from the very first word, and thought that you did an amazing job in giving these characters a personality. I agree with Wolf Pup in saying that it was a little hard to follow at times, but overall, this was a good effort. A fun write, for sure. :)
~PaperHearts

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

This was funny. XD
I loved it. Thanks for sharing. :)

[Shelly P]

wow this was really funny lol you had me cracking up in school =D

[Poetry Girl]

hahaha this was actually really funny and you can tell that you were enjoying writing it. the way you wrote it was kinda difficult to understand but me and the figments of my imagination are pretty smart so i figured it out pretty easily xD very creative poem. love it!

[TheKaylaPup]

it was a little hard to follow, but it was fun. I wish you'd post the differnt people in differnt colors/.

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

cute! This story really cracked me up.

[A-Lovely-Anxiety]

Ohmai!! I burst out laughing!! This is hilarious, so hilarious I can't even THINK!! Amg SO FUNNY!!

[nono]

OMG! That is hilarious....it's like me and my scripts lol....Nice job! I was laughing my head off...