I am Not Polish

I'm not.

Walking down the street eating a polish hot dog.
Walking down the road singing a polish song.
Don't hate on me, this dog is delish.
What's that?  You think I'm Polish?

Driving a car with a Polish license plate.
Driving a Polish scooter, don't you hate.
9gag is my favorite site, It's delish!
What's that?  You think I'm Polish?

Would you like to hear a few Polish sayings, boss?
"An appetite needs no sauce"!
How about another one that's fine as silk?!
"A noisy cow gives little milk!"
These proverbs are awesome, they're delish.
What's that?  You think I'm Polish?

Why would you think I am Polish, anyway?
Perhaps it is because I speak Polish everyday.
Want another saying, you little pup?
"Ink, if not used, will dry up!"
Poland is awesome!  Polish is delish!
What's that you say?!  You think I'm POLISH?

How absurd of you to think of such things.
Is it because my phone has a Polish song for a ring?
Is it because I eat Kartoflanka and Krupnik every chance I get?
Is it because I fill my pants with Pierogi? Hah!  I bet!
Polish food tastes good!  Polish food is DELISH.
Wait, what?!  How dare you call me Polish.

Author's Note

Powiedz mi, co myślisz!

Reviews

[Automobiler]

How Polish can you possible get? Great poem, keep it up!

[Alessander]

Haha this was quite funny. Didn't even realized it rhymed for a little while. I lived with a Polish family once. They eat a lot of soup. Not sure if it's all Polish, or just them.

[ron]

That was funny. I would never call you Polish unless you wanted me to, and never in a negative tone.

[jdr / Jennifer]

Very interesting, humorous and entertaining. Nicely penned with a great flow- you have some really great talent, take advantage of it.

[Faolan]

I'm polish really nice poem