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Eyes & Ears in Love ...in 12 lines

"They say men fall in love with their eyes,

and women fall in love with their ears, Jack."

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"That's silly, Sue, why would a man fall in love with his eyes?"

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"That's not what it means, Jack."

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"And, your long hair hides your ears,

Why do you cover up what you're in love with?"

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"A woman's ears can hear just fine through her hair, Jack."

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"... Eyes, ears, hearing, love. What's your point, Sue?"

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She pulls back her hair. "Why do you love me, Jack?"

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"'Because y'got them bitchin' blue eyes, that sexy yella hair, and 

that to-die-for butt," he whispers in her ear. "Why do you love me?"

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Sue cups her ear. "Speak up, Jack, I can't hear you."

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Reviews

[willweb]

Hmmm...very interesting. So a woman falls in love with her ears? Ok, I am not going to say what I was going to say because I can assure you that if I did I would be in big trouble whether I said it out loud or not and I just can't see myself getting into that much trouble. I will just have to take your word for it...because that is something I can see.

[JD Major]

Hi Will, yes, discretion, as they say, is the better part of valor! Omg, don't take my word for it, it was Sue who said it! :)

[Ken Simm.]

Excellent use of words and I think very valid point. I forget who said it but someone ancient and wise once stated that women marry men hoping they will change and they don't and men marry women hoping they won't change and they do.

[JD Major]

Thanks Ken!
And, yes, the Marry-Change thing you mentioned is SoooooVerrrryTrue :)

[Chris Shaw]

You often make me smile with your posts. You did again here and Soren’s response added to it. I got two for the price of one. I reckon that’s a bargain:)

Chris

[JD Major]

Thanks Chris :)
And yes, Soren and I are thinking of taking our act on the road, the Twofer Hoofers! coming soon to a village near you haha

[Soren]

My wife says I'm in love with my I's, come to think of it maybe she's right. Another amusing write JD.

[JD Major]

...and another amusing Review, thanks Soren :)