6 Limericks and some Nonsense

Samuel Pew was a dancing fool
Until he got kicked by a mule
He was never too bright
Now his brain ain't right
But he can still dance the old soft shoe

Jimmy Dechert was a History teacher
His mother wanted him to be a preacher
But he liked to cuss
And he made a Fuss
Now a frown is his prominent feature

Tattle Teeter fell and hurt his peter
Tattling on his friends at the theater
He tripped on a pail
And straddled a rail
Now his voice is a little bit sweeter.

Old Rex never thought about sex 
except when he saw his ex
He was a poor soul
And she was a troll
Every month now he sends her a check

Billy Lando wanted to play piano

But about music he didn't know

His wife called him a puts

And kicked him in the nuts

Now all he can sing is soprano

Stanly Fenny was roasting a weenie
When he saw her in a bikini
He asked "what do you do"
She said "how about you"
And he ran away awfully speedy

A man and a dog were chasing a hog
Around a red barn, they did go.
I watched with hystare
As the dog chased a hare
And the hog ran away with a goat.

Amos Buck didn't have any luck
when he tried to get a meal
He wanted a dish of delicious fish
but had no money to make a deal
So he took a seat down by the creek
with some worms and a rod and reel
He baited his hook and put it in the brook
Then thought he would rather have veal.

Reviews

[Woody]

hahaha very funny, James. I like this batch though in my humble opinion, you missed a few rhymes. sorry, I'm a stickler for rhymes and lymerics have to rhyme well, I think.
been away too long. I wanted to kick off with some fun :)

[James]

Good to see you back, if you want fun then read "She cracked His Skull"

[Woody]

I'm on it.

[Jacob Clifford]

I've never seen such a fitting title. I got a couple laughs reading this poetry. Some fun and some humor are always nice to see.