Mind Over CHAT

Mind Over CHAT

A Chapter by JazEli

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Jay..JayKay(; : 

kay srry! even tho its not 7:15 yet...

lol

 

yanelli weirdo

  Tacos4life(x :

 rely i thought it passed already

i was hoping u wouldnt b mad if i was late..

1st of all wat is the math homework?????

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

pg. 101 #1-40 even

yehh im doin it rite now lol

yeh nd i dnt mind if ur late

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

thanx gimme a sec imma go get my book...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

kk

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : bak...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

coolnes

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : hehehe......      ........     ........

AHHHH 2 much work...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

omt too much numbers!

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

i wish we only had like 10 problems

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

i kno huh

haha im barely on numbah 6

haha

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

ohhhh im barely on # 0 ohhhh beat that!!!!

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

haha wuteverz! u culd like finish it sooo fast

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

NO I DONT EVEN GET LIKE #2

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

aha i gt help frm mah genious(sp?) of a dad '.'

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

lucky my parents can only do math in spanish.....

i have 2 do everything myself

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

no wonder ur so smart...

>.>

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

AM NOT i get like everything wrong ncause no 1 helps me...

wat did u get 4 6 & 8 ????

AHHHH I DONT GET ITTTTT

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

OMG my hed is goin to explode cuz of this math thng!

wut did u get for 2?

 

yanelli weirdo

??????? i waz gunna ask u...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh i got 1 1/2 = t

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ehhhh probably right

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

haha yeh i thnk so cuz my dad did it

... hehe.... .....   ....

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yeh

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : argh ima do this l8r...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yeh my hed is hurtin buh wuttevrz

gahh i still havnt eaten...or ate or wuttevr is the coorect grammer

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

WOW i ate soup... but i wanted chocolate...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

mmm soup...nd chocolate....yummm

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

...my sister is talking 2 hr bear.....

im eating chocolate!!!

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

talkin to her bear...? how old is she?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : 7

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ooohhh ok then thts normal

haha

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : rely?

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yeh i thnk so

...i still tlk to bob nd jim. dnt u?

hehe....

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

okay now it seems normal...r u still doing math?

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yeh...

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : that suxs!

wat # r u on?

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

uh 22

but its hard!

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

no its not

gime a sec and ill give u the answer..

i got x=6.84

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh omg ok thts prob. rite

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ..... okay

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yeh

.....

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

.... hurry and finish so we can start on our awsum questions...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

i culd do them at the same time i thnk so we can start alredy

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : Kay ill write them this time

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

kk then make a copy of it

pls nd thnx

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

KAY we should start with something like

Mr. C is it true that u took your idea of going west to reach east from Mr.?

THEN

if you hadthe same idea then why didnt you just encourage Mr? to try it and go along with him, instead of going through the trouble yourself?'

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ok go on...

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

Was it because you wanted the credit?

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

wait we r talkin bout toscanelli rite?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : i think so...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh ok

maybe we shuld like ask him ques bout the charges in order

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

YEAH!!!!

okay so 1st is the contract

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yeh

ok we shuld ask him : C.C you clearly did not discover the indies so y shuld the king nd queen continue with the contract? ...or sumthn like

tht

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

but they can say that the contract said new lands not indies in particular...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yehh nvm

umm wutt then? it has too be like reely gewd

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

hmmmm....thinking...

something like: Mr.c when you set out on your journey you wr looking for the indies correct?

then

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh oh oh !

--- the agreement was to find new lands but you insisted  that yu culd find the indies...

yeh?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ya

 

Jay..JayKay(; :

well even if the contract did state new lands you didnt believe that was new and that it was the indies so how come you became governer if YOU yourselfdid not believe it was a new world?

 

moradajasmine

Tacos4life(x :

AHAHAH THT IS GENIUS!!!

 

yanelli weirdo

Jay..JayKay(; :

I KNO!!!

 

moradajasmine

Tacos4life(x : CHARCOALD

 

yanelli weirdo

Jay..JayKay(; : DYNAMITED!!!!!

 

moradajasmin

ahaha hell yah!

ok so write that down!

heheh

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : Yeah.

and then we leave the 1st charge leaving him looking bad

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yeh ahaha man this is gona be awsum

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : I KNO RITE!!!!

DEFENSE IS GOING DOWN

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ALL THEE WAY TOO THE GROUND

JUS LIKE CHARLIE BROWN

AHAHA

MUAHAHA

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : okay... 2nd charge

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

MISMANAGEMENT OF HISPANOLA

abused power as governor

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

I GOT IT

Well say:

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

u shuld include guatauba(sp?)

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : KAY

Mr. its is true that you acted like anybody would in the 19??'s? But do you think that it is a possibility that if you have treated the native like they treated you that other governers after you would have treated them kindly too?

........... YAY

gum....

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yah! buh its kinda unclear....they wuld be like OBJECTION your honor the thngy is vague nd ambi-wuttvr

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

kay let me fix it

MR.C do you think that is you would have treated the Taino people with more kindness others might have followed you actions?

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

YEH!

awsumnesses

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : YAY!

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh nd ask " Mr. C how wuld you explain the rumors about you mistreating the Taino people? Were the ppl who started the so called rumors, jus jelous of you or was it cuz they saw sumthn about ur actions towrds the Taino ppl tht they feel is jus not rite?

"

can i say tht one???

lol

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : YES let me copy N paste

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : coolio!

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : there

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

cool wutt do we hav so farr/?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

let me paste

Well even if the contract did state new lands you didn’t believe that was new and that it was the Indies so how come you became governor if YOU yourself did not believe it was a new world?

MR.C do you think that is you would have treated the Taino people with more kindness others might have followed you actions?

Mr. C how wuld you explain the rumors about you mistreating the Taino people? Were the ppl who started the so called rumors, jus jelous of you or was it cuz they saw sumthn about ur actions towrds the Taino ppl tht they feel is jus not rite?

Mr. C is it true that u took your idea of going west to reach east from Mr.?If you had the same idea then why didn’t you just encourage Mr? to try it and go along with him, instead of going through the trouble yourself?Was it because you wanted the credit?

the last 3 are seperated..

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yehh ok so far so daumn good!

ok nxt charge...

impersonating a noble blood person?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ... no ideas

i sat on my pencil...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : oh..did it break?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ya but i have another 1

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : oh ok phew

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : amyways bak 2 the questions

anyways...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ok um oh maybe we shuld start by : Mr. C were u able to be successful on your voyage if u wernt part of the nobles? could u have put 'yur idea' into action wen u wer still jus a common man?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

YES BRILLIANT!!!but we should ask it after the  Toscanelli questions 2 make him look bad

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : yeh ok YAY

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay wat next

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

uh more ques on tht charge or move on?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : hmmmmmm

why did u marry Felipe( is that her name?)

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : yeh!

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : hmmmm r u sure

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh then :if she wernt a high noble wuld u hav still married her?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

YES!!!! gimme a sec 2 write it!

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

if they object sayin its not relevent or wuttevr then we jus say : your honor its a follow up question or this question will be relevent for the next one

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

YES BRILLIANT ILL WRITE THAT

kay

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yay! i hav a good feelin bout this..lol

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

hehehe meee 2!

i dropped my pencil...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yuup! i jus need help for the cross examinations... idk if its strong or not..

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay ill help

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : cool

i thnk ima show it to u tomorw?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : kay cool

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : kay nxt charge or wut?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

ya

wait no

its treason

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh ok we'r not against tht one rite?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

no i dont c how hes guilty of that..

do u???

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

no... i mean ms ____ says tht he wasnt bron in spain so tht means he's technically not on the king nd queens side...

*born

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

yeah

i still dont get that charge...

or why its important

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : yeh ok so we dnt do tht one?

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : no

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : ok

ahh my eyes hurt...):

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

WAIT save this convo 2 mabe if we get enought we can publish it or sumthin or read over them...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : hahaha ok....

wait up...lemme do it rite now...

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

 yaeh make people charg 10000000000000000000000000 dollars to read it!



© 2011 JazEli


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JazEli
this is a first ever conversation storyy made by JazEli so please comment and tell us what you think.
BTW this is one of the less funny chats

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