10.14.10 marriage and..cars?

10.14.10 marriage and..cars?

A Chapter by JazEli

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  JAZ JAZ JAZ answer its an EMERGENCYYYYYYY!!!! NOWWW

AHHHHHH IM DYINGGGGGGGG.......DYYYYYIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!111111!!!!!!111111?????

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

wuts up chiken butt?

jk

haha noooooooo dont die!!!!!!!

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : watz the science HW?

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

uh pg. 81 #10-17 n applying math

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

oh kay that waz my emergency....so hows your other halve and u doing?

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : wat?!

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

u kno ur match made in heaven...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

did u read the quizilla message i sent u??

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : yeah like 2 seconds ago...

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

good so u shuld not say 'match made in hevan'

okaaay?

omg the science is freakin hard!

 

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ......SUREEEEEEEEE......

gimme a sec ima start it

 

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ahhhhh shuutup

ok

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay i dont want u mad...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : ok

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : yeh

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : so ANYWAYSSSSSSSS....

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : mmmm ice cream

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

yeah.... MMMMMMM donuts.....

ayways r we supposed 2 finish harrels work???

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : no

she gona giv us more time tomorw

gahh i dnt wana redo math h.w

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

OMG i havent even started...ehhh ill do it l8r...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yehh me too haha

such lazzy butts

OMG  i wana watch vampire diaries today!!!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : LUCKY!!!

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

i dnt reely thnk so cuz my dad blocked the t.v in the room nd my mom is watching in the living room!

so i hav nowher to watch...

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

that SUXXXS i dont even get 2 wach tv my sister and dad hog it and whenever i wanna watch its "2 late"

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : ahhh wutt?? tht suxx!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

i kno my sister watched tv alllll SUMMER FROM LIKE 10 AM 2 9 PM!!!!

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : how cum not u???

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

apperantly the shows i mwatch r BAD or too late at night like hellcats when it 1st came out waz at 9 which apperantly is 2 late

MR. EVAIDD UR BAKKKKKK!!!! yay air hug

so r  still with ur girlfriend?

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : ..... ? .....

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

YES thats cute, u 2 r like a match made in heaven

hhehehehehehehe JK

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

....uh....

huh?

...u....r.....so weird....

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

.... i thought u could deal with my wierdness?

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

yeh but this...this is the weirdest....

nd mmost UNTRUE of all!

we are soo not a mtch made in heavan

*heaven

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

keep telling urself that jasmine just be sure 2 invite me 2 the angelic wedding...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

*gasp!* oh u did NOT jus go ther....!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : OH YES I DID!

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

AWH HELL NO....lets go yaneli! im taking my earings off rite now!

*hehe*

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

hehehe u kno  i was just kidding....mabe

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : haha yeh .....mabe..

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : mabe

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : yeh maybe

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

so anyways how did he propose... LET ME GUESS IT WAS IN GARDEN NEXT 2 THE JASMINES!!1

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

hahah thts very smart nd creative mali

i giv u props for tht

haha

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

WOW i was expecting u 2 start chat yelling at me...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

hahah

well i am!

goin too...

SCREAM AT U TOMOROW!

HA!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ill bring ear muffs...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

no u wont cuz i wuldv taken them alredy b4 u even find them..

thts how ninja i am

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

well how did u take them if i dont have any

HEHAHEHA

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

whatchya ha-ya! <( '-' )>

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : OHHH BRING IT ON!!

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

-<----- see tht? thts my ninja assistant

ITS BEEN ON!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ...THE AVATAR...

SINCE WHEN!!!!!

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : WEN??

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ?????

this ios turning into an interesting chat 4 our book thingy that costs 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

???? OH i kno huh???

shuld i like save too like the others??

well after this convo ends....

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

yeah

LIKE TOTALEEEEE

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh like ohemgee for reelz!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

YEAHHHH IM GETTING MARRIEDDDDDDDD will u b my maid of honor?

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

of course!

who r u marrying>?????

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

idk who do u think i shuld marry???

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ummm.....OH! mr. emo alien vampire immortal dude JR.!

YEHHH...

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

nooo hes 2 old

hes 18

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : no hes not! hes a JR.

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

BUT STILLLLLLLL I WANT SOME! MY AGE.....

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

fine wutt bout bob or jim?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

no they have each other.... their gay...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh rite i forgot

SORRY BOB N JIM!

omt haha u saw how i poked kevins eye??

buh it was by accident....

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ya

and it was

his name isnt kevin its's @};-

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh rite

but i dnt hav tht flower picture thngy

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

its in the face icon

with the glasses

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

hahaha no i dnt hav it

ahhh hahaha

wutt if i jus use tht icon for flowers?

buh tht wuld be kinda mean...

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

or just do an @ and }  and ; and -

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ohhhh i got it!!!

omg yay!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : yay

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

howd u kno tht @ nd } nd ; nd - will make a flower?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

it shows when i make the red

i  mean pinl

k

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : pinl? wutts tht?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : pink

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ohh ok

coool

 

kay i kno it now

haha

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

... okay bak 2 who i am supposed 2 marry...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh rite

i thnk u shuld marry @};-'s

*snickering*

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

HELLL NOOOOOOOOOO WHERE DID UR BRAIN GO WOMAN!!??!!

TELL UR MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN TO SMAK U!!!

moradajasmine              hahahah im sorry who??

u talking to me??

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : duh

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

im sorry but jasmine is nno longer here

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

oh surre so match made in heaven did u propose 2 jaz already?

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

whos match made in heaven or wuttever nonsense ur talking about?

this is not jasmine

this is her twin

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : BUT IM HR TWIN....

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

j..ja..uhh um oh! uh this is ja-Jamie!

yehh! thts it.. im Jamie

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

SURRREEE I BELIVEEE UUUU

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

of course

y wuldnt u?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : cause then i would b smart

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh well then maybe u r smart?

but not smart-smart. u kno wutt i mean?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ya

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh! i need to go take a wizz nd then JASMINE is goin to take over but word of advice-- dnt mention wutts his face? oh rite, match made in heaven dude

unless u dnt want to live anymore....

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : but i dont

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

hehe tht is a warning my frend who ive never met b4

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

if uve never met me how am i ur friend???

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

uh yeh Jasmine here. who wer u talking to?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : "Jamie"

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ahhh so uve met my twin

wutt did u thnk of her?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

shes wierd

nd i thought i waz ur twin..

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh well yeh i kno huh

u dnt remeber???

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ther wer 4 of us buh we got seperated by birth

duhh

it was u, me, Jamie nd.....

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : yani

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

*insert name here*

oh ok eh yani

so u remeber!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : yeah

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

cool

so whers yani?

is she ther w/ u?

or enjoying her marriage with @};-'s twin?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

gimme a sec shes comming and 's has a twin...is he hot???

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

umm i thnk so...

yeh he is!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

OH hi im Yani who wr u talking 2?

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

oh i was talking to yaneli aka mali

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

oh okay well anyways did u hear of my marrige 2lips?

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : 2 lips?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : yeah u kno @};-'s twin...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ohhh tulips! 2lips haha yeh i herd it

wait-- so tht means we (me n 2lips) r in-laws??

oh nd yaneli too??

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : no.... she hates his twin

r u still there

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ohh ok

y did u marry 2lips?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

cause hes hot and rocks in bed...JK

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : haha woah T.M.I

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : wat is T.M.l

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : too much information

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ohhhhh well ud brag 2...

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : maybee....

but thers nthn to brag about ):

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

well u havent c n 2lips naked...HOTNESSSSSSSS

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

woah ok 2lips mite over hear u!!

buh ehnyways ur probly rite.......!

hey! ur probly as smart as mali in math so wutts 1/2x + 6= 1/3x?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ...IDK i didnt do that 1

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : oh ok

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

welll ttyl yaneli wants the computer bak...

hi its yaneli

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

hello yaneli its Jamie again

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ohhh hey

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : haha jk its still Jasmine

supp

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : the sky

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : ohh olk

*ok

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

wutts 2 1/2 + 1/2?

3 rite?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : .....duhhhh

who doesnt kno that

me

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : nd me!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

i like 2 answer my  own questions

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : well technically i did

haha cool

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : isnt that right

yes

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : dts...cool

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : kay

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : yeh

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

this chat is very interesting its worth 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999990000.2 dollars

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : how cum not 1111000000000000000000000000000000000000000.3?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

hehehe cum... i kno sooooo imature

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

haha okaaay yah u got tht rite

aw man i missed vampire diaries nd damen salvators awesom juicy delicious body!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

HMMMMM SEXY BODY!!! like 2lips

oh  i forgot 2 mention this was Yani...

hi its yaneli again

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : OH OK hi

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

hey during history i wanna say 2 @};-'s

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : u wana say 2 flowers?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

Hey weres ur sexy twin 2lips?

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ohhhh hahaha yehh ok sayy tht but i wana be ther to hear it! haha yehh..

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

wait better during 1st wen were outside

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : hahah yehh ok

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

kay so how ur match made in heaven?

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ugh ur still on with tht?

how do u even kno hes my match made inn heaven

?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : yeah i wanna die

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

y?

haha tht rhyms

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

that rhymes 2

and i kno because its sooooo obious and MR.EVAIDD a trustable source told me

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

kno i mean bout the wanting to die part

oh nd he tld u huh?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

because the world would b soooo much better without me my parents wouldnt get mad at each other because of me and other people would b happy 2

the whole world would b a happy place

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

ha.ha. u r too funny

u cnt seriously think tht tht world wuld be a happier place w/out u

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

???

yes

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : did u hit ur head?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : no

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : well it seems like it

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : no

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

jus cuz ur parents fite nd blami it on u dsnt mean its actually ur fault

nd fxck all those pple who u thnk 'dnt care' or wuttevrs

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : okay change the subject 2 eating apples

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

nah i dnt like apples

how bout bananaas?

oh wait i dnt like those either

nvm lets tlk bout plums

...yeh plums

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

me either their 2 squishy

plums r awsum

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : hahahah u sed squishy!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : so

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : idk y i sed tht

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

hahaha my brother wants me 2 put on a car movie... hes annoying

yay he left

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : car movie? as in vroom vroom?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ya

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; :

thts how a car sounds like...rite?

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x :

noits more like zvoom zvoom... JK

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : ohh tht wuld be cool tho...

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ya

moradajasmine

Jay..JayKay(; : zvoom zvoom! beep beep!

yanelli weirdo

Tacos4life(x : ya

9:23 PM

yay beep beep

welll save this convo so we can sell it l8r and un salutations!!!

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