1A Chapter by KCMilesWrites1
“No Ma ,I’ll be back tomorrow morning.” … “Yes I’ll be responsible.” … “Yes, bye.” … “Yes...” … “…yes.” … “Yeeeeesssss, bye.” The usual routine I’d have to follow with my mother whenever
I go out. I hate the fact that I’m told to be responsible, as if had I not been
told, my life would’ve been dramatically different. “oh no, don’t mind me. I’m just
jumping into a pool of radioactive sharks because my mother failed to tell me
to be responsible” Most of my outings weren’t so much for the going out, but
more for the getting out of this house. Between my overbearing sister, brother
and mother (who I all (by requirement of an unseen document I signed when
escaping the womb) love dearly), eventually it becomes too much. My sister, Sabrina,
is constantly on my case about one thing or another, which in itself pisses me
off, but also it’s ALWAYS something she’s being hypocritical for. *One week after she lets me sleep through a movie I’ve been dying to
watch, which I don’t complain about (because to be fair, yeah ,sure, I
should’ve woken up by myself), but…* Or *On her birthday, after not getting me anything for my birthday (even
though she has a job and I DON’T)* My brother Simon. Well, he’s not too much of an issue. Except
for the fact that I really, really, really want to pull my eyeballs out my
skull every time he breathes in my damn direction. Not only is he so naïve
about everything around him (he’s 7, but trust me , it’s not a valid excuse. I
,too, was once 7, and not like this), also, he has the loosest grip on the
concept of NO SNITCHING that I have EVER, and I mean EVER (and I mean like
comparison to the annoying girls you had to put up with in first grade who
couldn’t help but complain to the teacher while you’re just innocently trying
to put worms in another kid’s lunch) seen. My problem with my mother, well… To my fellow mental illness peeps, ever had to deal with
someone who doesn’t at ALL understand, or at the very least show some sympathy
towards, someone with it? Not only is the lack of sympathy and any
understanding annoying, the assumptions, oh God, the damn assumptions. I’d
rather spend a week locked in a room with BOTH my siblings than have to deal
with people like this. If you can't really relate to the feeling, you’re most
like that person and my advice to you
is: STOP. The constant judgement of my age versus my seemingly long list of
problems, the constant disappointment in the fact that I won’t just get over it. This is all why I needed to just not be at home. It was as
close I could come to not existing without having to do the (seemingly) foul
deed of ridding oneself of one’s life, or, more commonly referred to a suicide.
It’s suicide without the sweet release of death, without the guilt of thinking
about my family seeing my lifeless body(which ,to be honest, wouldn’t be doing
much less than my alive self is actually doing) and without having to actually
have the courage to go through what would (probably) make me happiest. It’s
like standing in the line for Disney World but for some reason you’re extremely
afraid to show your ticket and pass the gates. Why? Well on one hand, what if religious people are right about Disney World , and that if I, uhm, buy my own ticket to get in , I
automatically go to the rather disappointing and cruel Disney World and I'm there forever. But I suppose Greg’s house will have to do. As I arrive in front of his house and open the door for the
Uber, out he comes, crazy haired as ever. “Ay, c**t, how goes it?” Yes, c**t was his term of endearment, which to any other person may seem
offensive, but the word has become a playful, cheery term in our friend circle.
Well his circle. My ‘circle’ is two separate lines; one leading to him, and the
other to my friend Leo. I’m not the materialistic sort of dude, but GOD I can't ever
get over how much I really like that Greg is rich. The fact that we go to the
same school bothers me. The fact that we eat the same food even bothers me. The
fact that we’re from the same planet bothers me more. My family is alright
financially, so I have quite a clear view of the differences between myself,
less fortunate people and the Gregs of the world. If you aren’t quite rich,
you’re, by default, just a tad envious of people who are able to buy what they
want, when they want. Some people’s envy even pushes them to the point of
flat-out hating rich people. Nay, not just some, it’s quite a common thing.
Humans are ugly. Me on the other hand, I hate everyone equally, but even if I
hated the rich for being rich, I could never hate Greg. Yes, he was given an
abundance of money by the Currency Gods, but he was also spoiled by the
Mentally Blegh Demons. Anybody would be lucky to have him in their Fantasy
Mental Illness team. Fortunately, he's on mine. Well skilled in the field of apathy, not too shabby with his depression
skills, but he's every FMI team manager’s dream when it comes to the art of
paranoia. “C**t, I think that cop I saw at the mall the other day is
following me.” “The one who apparently saw your red eyes from about 7
metres away, through your glasses, and through a crowd of people?” “Dude, it was clear that I was high! He knew! I’m telling
you, he knew!” “Mmm hmm. And what would make you think he's following you?” “I heard sirens ,c**t.” “You heard sirens…” “Yeah.” “So you didn’t see him, nor did you have any proof that said
sirens had anything to do with you?” “Yeah.” “…But you’re convinced it was him, and that he's following
you?” “Yeah.” “Got it.” At this point, God is chuckling. So why am I specifically
friends with Greg? Well… “So, Ian, your girlfriend?” “My f*****g what?” We both laugh at my shock. (Perhaps I should be the
comedian). “Haha, so still no luck on that front then?” “Uhm. I don’t know if it’s possible, but I may be moving
backwards from where I was.” “That’s… Wow…” “Hey, some of us don’t have two genders to choose from.” Disclaimer: Greg is bisexual. “That’s not even a valid excuse, c**t. I’ve dated three
girls in the past three months. You?” “…I’ve finished three games in the past three months.” I
shrug. “Well, there’s school in a week, perhaps you’ll meet
someone?” “HA! Date someone from that cesspool? Bruh, really now?” “Hey, you never know. Once upon a time we weren’t friends.
In that same damn school. S**t can happen.” “Yeah, I guess you’re right, s**t can in fact happen. Who
knows, there might even be a new student or two this year that I can show off
my impressive social awkwardness and anxiety to. Oo, and once they’ve been
swept off their feet by awkward silences, I woo them completely with
self-depreciating comments disguised as jokes, girls love that s**t.” Really, I
should be the comedian here. Greg just rolls his eyes. “Anyways, so the agenda for today-“ “We get drunk” “We get crunk” “Talk too loud” “And pass the f**k out” This is what we did every visit. Just spoke. Whether we’d just speak while being sober or while being drunk or high, or high and drunk. There always seemed to be an aspect of life we’d be able to delve deep enough into to take up the space of at least two hours, then we’d bounce off to a new topic for another two, throw in an old nostalgic story, then rinse and repeat. Never got old. © 2020 KCMilesWrites |
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