A Lass Named Lenore

A morbid man loves a morbid woman

There once was a lass named Lenore.
She said, “See the lovely boar!”
It was rather dead,
But not very misread,
She just couldn't say no to the core.
There once was a lass named Lenore.
She asked, “See the lovely boar?”
Her humor morbid,
I could not ignore it,
But it made me love her all the more.
There once was a lass named Lenore.
She screamed, “Look, a beastly boar!”

It was quite alive,

And desired to rive,

I fought it off for my fine Lenore.
There once was a lad named Abgore.
He loved a lass named Lenore.
His humor sordid,
Most people avoid it,
He loved until his life was no more.