Fell Off My Roof Fixin' My Satelite Dish

Fell Off My Roof Fixin' My Satelite Dish

A Story by Leroy Sinclair

I wanna know how Mr Richard Burnish knew i fell off my roof fixin' my satelite dish, that's what I wanna know, is he stalkin' me or something? So I friggin call this jamoch up and tell him he's got a kind face, pretending like I'm tryin' to be nice to this Mr Richard Burnish and he says, "oh, thank you Leroy for saying such a nice thing about me despite our differences." and then I says "you're welcome... it sure is a kind lookin' face alright, the kind that takes ball shots and hot loads from gay truckers! ya flippin part time lot lizard!!", and then this Mr Richard Burnish gets all uppity with me, pullin' his white man card and tellin' me to frig off cause I got no land and that I've been drinkin' the firewater and gambling and fornicating with the devil, then he just up and hangs up on me! he hangs up on Leroy Sinclair! but I tell you what, I'll be callin' him up again soon to let him know that me and my brothers from Norway House are comin' down from Manitoba to California to show this Mr Richard Burnish who the REAL Leroy Sinclair is! 

© 2016 Leroy Sinclair

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I doubt many of the others there know how wacky you are.

Posted 6 Years Ago

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Leroy Sinclair

6 Years Ago

why u trollin' me lady? I knew you was racist against natives, you keep sendin me messages about god.. read more

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Added on December 19, 2016
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Leroy Sinclair
Leroy Sinclair

Norway House, Manitoba, Canada

My name is Leroy Sinclair, I am a proud native from Norway House. I fell off my roof fixing my satellite dish and hurt my back, now I am writing to lesson the boredom for me up here in Norway House. .. more..