I Cannot F*****g Wait Until Ben Shapiro Dies

Shoutout JPEGMafia

Met a girl for a debate on topics

Covered her in my facts and logic.

Met her fella and traded sausage.

Ben ain't a fan, of that man on man

He got that plan to make sure it gets a school ban.

Freedom of speech but only if it goes MY way.

Speech should be negative, never positive and especially not gay.

We must use it to rail on LGBTQ, the left, immigrants and the downtrodden.

Use it to praise racists, c***s and those who spit at the bottom.

Not that way either you kinky wee f**k but really I've no idea how Ben gained such prominence, it must be luck.

The c**t debates college kids because experts will end his career.

He calls people snowflakes but gets flustered if anyone says their queer.

Ben Shapiro is a snowflake and crying little prick, complaining about socialists, the left and girl dick.

Peggy was praying for Morrisey but I pray for Ben, that he'll say the wrong thing to the wrong men.

A slimy little weasel his fame the result of magic.

But actually look at his daily life, his constant whinging. It's tragic.

Author's Note

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