A Safe Place to Survive

The prison is safe,
No, no joke.
People who have nothing to lose,
It's safer here than outside.

Even with all the rapists,
Murderers,
Assassins,
And w****s.

I'll bet my new house,
Is safer than yours.
Think about it,
You know I'm right.

Think about all of the advantages!
Guns, ammunition, food, and an
Army of bloodthirsty in-humans at
My disposal!

Reviews

[CrimsonBlaze]

Rule that you have pointed out to me:
Alex/You:"STAY THE HELL INSIDE TILL I'M DONE SPRAYING BULLETS AT ALL THE ZOOOMBEEEES!!"
Me: Okay -flips the f**k out- Yes siiirrrr...
Rule to little kids:
Alex/You: "Okay children, please stay inside. Don't want anyone to get hurt. Hey look it's Elmo! -points to TV-
Children: ELLLLMOOOOOOOOO
One Kid: Dude, I'm ten; I don't watch this crap.
You: POKEEEMOOOON !!
-kid retreats-
Yup this is pretty much a safe place XD

[Your Perfect Disaster]

Wow. lol, this is very true, though, if you actually think about it. Prisons have it all... at least until they run out of supplies.

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*reads poem*

ME: QUICK SHOOT MY FOOT!
FRIEND: *aims gun and fires*
ME: AH! $%#@

FRIEND: Now shoot me!
ME: *aims gun and fires*
FRIEND: AH! #@$% $%%#$ $%%$#

*run to jail*

GUARD: and what are you in for?
ME AND FRIEND: attempted murder
GUARD: how long?
FRIEND: eh, until the zombies are gone then as punishment for when we leave, we scoop the bodies away