Caution: Love spill

A funny short story, notifying the public of the dangers of falling in love, with some tips on how to avoid it! Read!

Never fall in Love, it’s a horrible corrosive substance that will burn if you get it on your skin. 

Tips for not falling in love: wear sensible shoes and watch your step at all times. 

Often, when people are careless or when rumors of love make it seem appealing, they will fall in. A hard hit will leave you temporarily blind, dizzy, and numb. 

When something occurs that forces your sense of feeling, your sight, and your wits to return, the overwhelming burn will hit you.

Then you will die.