Men Love Sarah Fisher

a freestyle of "Girls Love Beyoncé" that I made about Sarah Fisher from Degrassi.

(intro)

*random singing through intro* never thought i would do this! i guess this is da right time? cus who dont love havin good things said about them.. i nver thought id fiind someone as hot as Lulu Antariksa but i did.. now I know why people say try a white girl.. hell I might have to get me some.. just a little taste then ill decide if i want the full package.. an honestly.. parts a me gettin numb just writin this i hope i can get up after i'm done

(verse)

people like me really love Sarah Fisher, you so coefficient lets multiply that factor in a polynomial! get yo notebook cus i'm bout to school you in math! let yo beauty be the cient, yo a*s is the variable (an a great one at that!), yo tits is the operator an i'm bout to call an ask for assistance, let all the other ditches be cons, but this aint no con, you 1 of the only 2 hottest women in the world so its as rare as dey come, did everyone write dat down? i used ma #2 pencil but you #1 we can do a #3 i'm so glad to be free! (free at last!)

you really do a lot with yo day almost like a family or a stay at home mom, you so pretty please dont ever be a mom, we dont want you to rin yo body, just keep doin what u good at, if i attended a funural u sang at id ask for an encore, id be the only one so happy as f**k but i done got so damn hard i cant even get up.. you really know yo way around music can u give me a tour? id like to hear you sing, f**k lovin beyonce dat s**t is overrated! you betta den dem b*****s, this hear is a fine woman 1 of the only 2 perfect 10's

on this planet, i know the mitches caint stand it, you got more singin awards then GAGA! damn 13 years of dance, i wonder if u can go on da floor an break it, show dem b*****s who made it, gone n teach them a lesson den you give them an F, with the paper or fingers it really dont matter, i never even knew you exsisted, till i found out you were a model, if u were a car ud be a hermes Bugatti,1 of a kind an if i was rich id buy you an put you in ma collection, you a real piece of work, true excellence,

someone needs to hand you a grammy, an maybe some Tony's, if you was ma luggage youd be Louie an Tumi! i expect an album from you i dont f**k wit EP's leave dat s**t for da homless, workin poor an da moochers! an make sure it's deluxe, i'm talkin bonus tracks an a DVD! so you a capricorn you now remind me of a beyblade, when i 1st heard ya sing i was cryin like spongebob, i had dat shamwow on ma face, i replaid it 6 damn times, but after all dat i was so damn hard i needed to call a

coal miner to get me unstuck! like John legend you can play da piano, where u been all dis time? you da Cher of canada! but u dont need no auto tune, i'm from Detroit if we plaid some hoops i aint gone go easy on ya, imma donk on ya like ma car outside, well who doesnt like pasta? i like cartwheels an meatballs, maybe someday u can fix manacati i aint neva turned down a piece pf pasta in ma who fukin life! oh you right u do weakin me!

it didnt help dat i had to pee an i couldnt get up! how you right wit yo left? 2 wrongs do make a left, so yo nickname was Sasa? an i just noticed u got nice Cha-Cha's, or do i call em Ta-Ta's? i dont care about da Cup size even if they A's:} Tyra Banks aint got nothin on you, you should be walkin through Niemins, flossin at sacks, if i saw u at a show i'm throwin menolopy money, i got a stack fulla 2's wit da amount a money i blew on you you can buy some air jordans, i know da guy on da 2 dolla bill would

be happy landin on you, both u & Lulu betta den Mariah Carey an dats ma story an like groilla glue i'm stickin to it! i liek da outfits u had on, when i saw u in dat blue next to Cristy i was cryin tears of joy, caint believe u 5 foot 9, since u can drink i got happy juice in ma bottle or we can drink some misato, or somethin devine, who knows.. i might have a good time an forget what i did last night, yo hair is strawberry blond i got ma straw basket runnin through fields, if i could eat chocolate id be addicted to

you like moms to Ms fields! u could be ma double stuff oreo i want me a cookie, when you give a black man a cookie he can eat off it for days, yo hair so perfect like flawless diamonds, id run ma finger through it b4 ma heart gives out, i bet yo panties smell like roses, u 1 of da female artists i listen to so much i take too many doses, s**t.. if its a hot dayyy id let u whip yo hair as da swet gets in ma face!

where u want 2 go i can call up ma driver, just chill in da back or just do like Mcgiver, we dont gotta worry about swipers, u a god like Slifer! whats yo attack points? i'm not da type a dudes dat be snedin penis pics or goin cheep on a date, money is no object like it doesnt exsist, i aint wearin no suite, this hear is Hugo boss, dis watch is MK! dees Kobe shoes 1 of a kind, ma glasses Marc Jacobs, yo body be pumpin base like skull candy now gimmie dem cavaties,

(pt 2)

I AINT GONE SAY MA NAME CUS DAT S**T AINT IMPORTANT.. SARAH FISHER IS IMPORTANT, SHE WORKS HARDER THEN ALL U B*****S SO U NEED TO STEP YO GAME UP! UNLESS U LULU ANTARIKSA OR SARA FISHER DEN YO JUST A WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH! GO GET IN DIS BACK SO I CAN PUT U ON DA SIDE....

(outro)

1 day i hope dat u flash me, ma eyes be blinded i think i just got laser eye surgery, oooohh my eyes:} i'm blinded but its worth it right?

Author's Note

enjoy the song:} it took me an hour to do this. I wrote this at 1AM 2 weeks ago.