The Granny Gang

Here's a story about a gang of grannies

Who knocked over a panty hose store

They were nothing, without their support hose

And they just couldn't take it anymore

Late one night at an old folks home

A few grannies were hatching a plan

Their varicose veins were getting in their way

Of catching themselves a man

So they decided, enough was enough

And, they'd reclaim their feminine wiles

And there happened to be a panty hose store

Down the road just a couple of miles

Now, if they got caught, what would it matter?

'Cause, it was a very small price to pay

And even if they gave them life in prison

Well, that was probably just one more day

Now, the leader of the gang was ninety years old

'Cause she had done this once before

She'd served a little time in granny prison

For robbing a false teeth store

Now their purses were their weapon of choice

Cause that's something they knew how to use

And if you've ever been hit by a granny purse

Then you know it can leave a bruise

Anyway, off they went, to claim their prize

For, it was much too late to turn back

Dressed in only their housecoats and slippers

Their purses and a burlap sack

To make a long story short, they pulled it off

Just in time for the old folks dance

And you better believe those grannies looked sharp

In support hose and pink hot pants

Reviews

[Mary E Green]

Haha- loved, smiling from this piece!

[Mary]

this is totally amazing!!!!!!!!! I'm still laughing- will have to get up off the floor and put my teeth back in and squeeze into the old granny support hose- old folks dance ends early!

[The Pain Stays Fresh]

One review isn't enough. I really love this. It kind of reminds me of my Nana. She's crazy like that. Definitely going into my favorites.

[The Pain Stays Fresh]

This is too cute!! It's so well written. I love the rhyme scheme and the imagery is so vivid. Very well done.

[just is]

LOL, this is so cute, a most enjoyable read.

[ghost writer]

lol..loved it..go grannies!!!

[patricia]

I love humorous poems. You don't see them often on here. Very clever word compilations too. Loved it. Light hearted and great fun.

[The White Wolf]

Oh, my lord, I just had an attack from laughing! I am still chuckling. A panty hose store? LOL :) This is freakin' hilarious!

[pinpen]

wow, such a wonderful tale here, Like this