TURKEY BULL-U-BASE -- THANKSGIVING TURK-ITES SAGA

TURKEY BULL-U-BASE -- THANKSGIVING TURK-ITES SAGA

A Poem by LeeLee Ryder
"

inspired by Turkeygate 2008 ... A VP turkey hopeful

"
 

 
 
TURKEY BULL-U-BASE
 
 

TOM broke his neck while watchin' Palin speak
 

Standing on his head in a pail of blood, oh so bleak
 

Of course, Palin was oblivious or so she says
 

Now Wolfie, he howls "She'll pay one of these days".
 
 

She jabbers on about all the brutal politics she'll face
 

While she sips from her cup full of turkey bull-u-base
 

Her smile so bright, it could definitely kill & maim
 

Oh you betcha, is her fortune and silly claim to fame
 
 

Oh dear, do you hear that click between her lips?
 

Oh where is her rifle, she wonders as she takes 100 sips
 

Oh Tommy, now a zombie will get his sweet revenge
 

If Palin, chokes and slaughters on her turkey eating binge
 
 

Oh Palin, you're a sailing into "forever" Turkeygate
 

You bulldog, you're no Maverick, thank God, you don't even rate.
 

So Tom forgive the media for Palin's foreground mug
Time will tell when she turns into a pug
 
©2009 112509 248P

© 2011 LeeLee Ryder


Author's Note

LeeLee Ryder
having fun with turkeys...

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This was so good! I am not a Palin fan myself, and my best friend adores her! When asked what would make her a good presidential candidate recently in an interview her well thought out, articulate answer was because she is not an ivy-league graduate! L.O.L, how does that make her qualified? It certainly does not and she is not!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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Fun Poem for Politicos (I am not one myself). The only thing I can say is that your syllables are a little off here and there in the rhyme scheme. If you stuck to a more structured scheme it would flow better.

Posted 8 Years Ago


haha. so funny. i dont normally find poems funny. this was fun to read. nice work.

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


This was so good! I am not a Palin fan myself, and my best friend adores her! When asked what would make her a good presidential candidate recently in an interview her well thought out, articulate answer was because she is not an ivy-league graduate! L.O.L, how does that make her qualified? It certainly does not and she is not!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Bravo!!!

This is wonderfu, witty, and actually dead on accurate!!!
I love your edgy way of writing..
Great!!

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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