My Dentist Is A B***h

My Dentist Is A B***h

A Poem by Secret Lullaby

My dentist is a b***h.

I want to throw him in a ditch.

He caused me so much pain!

Especialy when he cut that vain.

Is he really that dumb?

Did he not hear me when I told him  I wasen't numb?

I wanted to bust him in the lip!

haha that would be such a trip (;

He better stay away from me,

Or I will kick him in the knee.

Then like a child I will run from the room

Watch me as I go ZOOOOMMMMMM......

My dentist is b***h.

And next time i WILL throw him in a ditch.





© 2013 Secret Lullaby

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ahahahahahah, very funny. I really enjoyed reading it !

Posted 9 Years Ago

Haha very amusing x] This made me laugh for a little while. Nice change of pace :]

Posted 10 Years Ago

Great! But its "vein" not "vain", I think.

Posted 10 Years Ago

cool poem.
Did he not hear me when I told him he I wasen't numb?
should 4th last word in the line "he" be there? looks out of place

Posted 10 Years Ago

lol such a bloody lymeric! wonderful job!

Posted 10 Years Ago

Nice humorous write!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Posted 10 Years Ago

haha.. lol good one :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Posted 10 Years Ago

lol great one :-)

Posted 10 Years Ago

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Added on July 28, 2012
Last Updated on February 12, 2013


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