Dude...You're Screwed...

Dude...You're Screwed...

A Poem by Secret Lullaby

You say you just want to be friends.

But you ask to share my bed.

Boy you're starting to confuse me.

Stop f*****g with my head.


You start making all these demands,

And asking me to change.

And yet you don't want to be with me?

Now isn't that strange?


So don't play dumb,

When I start getting mad.

Why were you with her,

When you said I was the best you've ever had?


Stop calling me obsessed!

I sware it isn't true!

All I've wanted,

Was to be with you!


Why don't you answer my calls?

Don't you see what you've done?

You've driven me crazy,

Just because you wanted some fun.


I bet you won't like it,

When I go to that w***e,

And let her know,

Every night you've been knocking on "my" door.


So answer you're phone!

I promise im not crazy!

I'm just trying to tell you......Im having your baby

© 2013 Secret Lullaby

Author's Note

Secret Lullaby
True storyyyyy. Is it sad that I find this situation funny?????????

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Hope it doesn't happened with you or any of your friends ! I'm so sorry, anyway :( Yeah, we boys can be real b*****s sometimes :(

Posted 9 Years Ago

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Oh no! Yeah, deff has the ring of total truth in it. Why do guys do these things? And they do. Even the good ones. The voice does sound a little crazy, then you get to the end and have to say, well, she is allowed that.
It's got that angry girl vibe, in a good way.

Great poem, easy to read and understand. It all works really well.

Posted 9 Years Ago

I love how it was written and the rhyme of it. I think it was really great and that the ending was a situation many people end up having to go through just because they wanted some "fun".

Posted 9 Years Ago

your story or somebody elses? great poem love the rhyme scheme and the surprise ending. great work.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Whoever this guy is (assuming this IS a true story), is an a*s. Also...if you think this situation is funny, you might be a masochist. Still, a great poem with good rhyming and flows well.

Posted 9 Years Ago

If it is a true story, and the second-last word in the last line is "your", then I for one, fail entirely to perceive the humor.

I would've thought mon amie, that it would've been cause perhaps, for a little concern.

Posted 9 Years Ago

Holy s**t chick that last line Dayum!

Posted 9 Years Ago

Ouch Grrr, His Lacking & You Providing His MissToe Nice
Well I Hope Yall , He Know What Coming To Him
N Good Luck MA
N I Like It GRRR

Posted 9 Years Ago

Got some good rhymes /////////

Posted 9 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is so hilarious! :-) 100

Posted 9 Years Ago

1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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Added on November 19, 2013
Last Updated on November 20, 2013


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