Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts

just something i thought of while watching Harry Potter

Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Reason #1- If I would see Ron and Hermione in the halls together, I would pretend to ride my broom and yell, "Yeah! Get some!"

Reason #2- Whenever Snape would walk into the room I'd start to sing "I'm sexy and I Know it"

Reason #3- If someone in a hushed voice would say, "He who must not be named." I'd loudly say, "Who? You mean VOLDEMORT?"

Reason #4- I told Draco Malfoy, "Your daddy so ugly, when Hagrid bends over people say, "Look, its Lucius!"

Reason #5- Complaining to Professor Magonagall how lacking Hogwart's sex ed is in the middle of class.

Reason #6- Telling Voldemort, "You so ugly you make dementors blush"

Reason #7- Stomping on the Sorting Hat when it put me in Ravenclaw, then it changed its mind and said people of my kind belong in Slytherin.

Reason #8- Tripping Dumbledor down a long flight of stairs.

Reason #9- Spray painting the walls by Gryffindor's dorm to say, "Potterheads" and blaming it on Nevile.

Reason #10- My owl ate eleven other students' owls in the owlery.

Reason #11- Inking a thundercloud on my forehead, going up to Harry Potter and saying, "Look, we're like peanut butter and jelly!"

Reason #12- Playing intense solitaire with a DeathEater.

Reason#13- Pushing a Hufflepuff in the torch at the Twi-Wizard tournament.

Reason #14- Making dog jokes and howling around Professor Lupin

Reason #15- I was found out that I was the one who set the spell on Nevile to make him fail at life (seems to be working thus far).

Author's Note

I got bored... lol watcha think?

Reviews

[Clove]

Cool! I love Harry Potter.

[RachelReaper]

:) so do i

[Bailey B.]

LOL. Every line made me laugh. It's awesome!

[Sanity]

XD that was awesome, my sides. Well done

[RachelReaper]

:D

[Ethale Captor]

Absolutely Hilarious, as the other one.

[Death]

Oh my lol Great job

[ForeverNever]

Lol amusing!

[The Violent Wolf]

rofl xD

[Sarusai Hiryu]

Droll...

[RachelReaper]

does that stand for something?

[Sarusai Hiryu]

Er... no, it just means funny; I used it because it rhymes with 'lol'.

[RachelReaper]

ohhhhhhhh XD silly me

[Sarusai Hiryu]

not vereee ...

[Lonely Islander]

reason 11 lol.......god all these just made me day...hahahahaXDXDXD.

[Brielle Cartny]

Thats awesome and very entertaining. You should do more things like this.