MONKEYS!

Monkeys, they have hairy feet

Monkeys, their fur is good to eat

Monkeys, smell like dirty dog

Monkeys, feed them to a hog

Monkeys, tasty oven-grilled treat

Monkeys, taste like Lyndsey's feet

Monkeys, taste like smelly fish

Monkeys, serve them on a dish

Monkeys, cook them up for tea

Monkeys, serve with yummy peas

Monkeys, sour and oh so yummy

Monkeys, eat them with my chummy's

Monkeys, Cut up on a fork

Monkeys, SHARE THEM WITH A DORK!

 

Chill your grill, wasnt that A-MA-ZING!?

Inspire you cook up some monkey goodness? De-lish!

Author's Note

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Reviews

[Life Lies Hidden]

Wow, you people are hilarious! :D "Dont be a fool, wrap the tool." GENIUS!
And this poem is 'bow-chikin', Love it, love it, love it!
Keen up the great work.

[SilentScreaming]

Frigg this is the best writing I've ever read, guys, I so feel like cookin up some tender juicy monkey goodness.