Lazy Mister Potato Head

I used to think people were too hard

Talked too much s**t

On someone where it wasn't warranted

But f**k that some people

Are hated for good reason

This weasel

This passive aggressive little bully

I can't believe he gets away with as much

The transparency of his anger

How he takes it out on others

Not physically

But I guess it's only assault

If there's visible contact involved

Lazy Mister Potato Head

Fat stuttering piece of excrement

With all the time he spends on the toilet

He must be trying to push out bricks

Stuck together with cement

He adds items to my order

Throws my stock around

Behind my back

He thinks he's slick

Thinks I won't know

But I just pull the same aggressive

I guess just as passive

I don't like being fucked with

I guess it takes away from me

But I'm fine as long as it takes away from him

As well

Unite with enemies

Bond with them talking s**t about the dude

I'm not scared to confront him face to face

Or just to punch him

But the society I'm part of is not as simple

I can't turn the other cheek

Over and over again

I'm not just going to let someone

Take advantage

But I can't let him know I'm on to him

That I'm getting even

I wouldn't risk the loss of job

So this is the only way I know

He reminds me of weaknesses in me

A little too much

But don't mistake me

He's some other a*****e

Not this one

Reviews

[BlueZan]

I love this. The honesty and aggression and frustration, all worded so well. You seem to make peace with your anger through the writing and I respect and enjoy that very much.

[Jordan]

An interesting writing. I enjoyed it and it had wonderful imagery.

[B.J]

I like it. Made me smile. I can think of a few people like this. Great imagery

[Baby Ricochet]

I say make tater tots............

[Luke L]

I was actually thinking of adding something along the same line to the piece, good parallel thinking

[Pryde Foltz]

This guy sounds like the last person I would give any power too. He's a joke on himself.

[Melanie Genevieve]

I really liked the way you illustrate this guy's character. Real cool

[A. Amos]

This is really well done:) great work