Simply Sucky

Simply Sucky

A Poem by Miss Marlette
"

Suck on this

"
sappy syrian scintilla
sucks sacks of senile sultans
slurping sickly slimy sapodillas
social self-seller simpers sighs
signals sundry surfers sly
sucking sausages stiffer
sad sagging sorry sniffer

© 2021 Miss Marlette


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Miss Marlette
An award winner in a prestigious poetry magazine!

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Well.....it's certainly a lisp sufferer's nightmare! You have mined the dictionary for S words most astutely, Miss Marlette. And 'mining' is a very appropriate description, I believe, in regards to your theme and content. Those senile sultans would be quite happy.....if only they could remember what has occurred! Clever wordplay! 💛

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

3 Weeks Ago

I'm going around in circles trying to spell sapodillas. Got it right finally. Senile sultans are rem.. read more



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You worked in a lot of alliteration! Pretty creative.

Posted 3 Days Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Days Ago

Thanks. I enjoyed scribbling this one.
Deftly done Alliteration can be such fun. Trying out my own.

Posted 2 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

2 Weeks Ago

Oooooh thanks!!
Any social seller that sucks a senile sultan will surely end sadly according to Sharia Law. Also may have bad breath.

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

3 Weeks Ago

A beheading by Sharia will solve the bad breath problem haharhar thank you.
Hey! You tickled me good. A fine, award-winning poetry.

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

3 Weeks Ago

As long as it's not something more than ticklish I tickled! Heeheehaw.
Two appeals pertain to two appellants Marguerita and Chiquita Suckita, raising a common issue of saggybaggy backwood burritos buried in their own backyards. In both these appeals, the "judgment", has been pronounced, dictated and signed by the judge, who heard the arguments in the trials. Thereafter, a successor judge has heard arguments on a hairy fiery tarantula presently in exile, desperately trying to return and passed the orders on sentencing her to grow sapodillas in their backyard for another 60 years. No question has been raised by the learned counsel for the tarantula as to whether such " sucky pronouncements" could amount to valid judgments. Hence the sucky sentencing order may be considered final and this trial court has decided against any further hearing and judgment.
Gavel thunders!
*Aye Aye Your Honor *

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

3 Weeks Ago

It'll be criminal if the backwood burritos return above ground or the tarantulas ditch their backyar.. read more
Slimy salty sapodillas lololololo. Must be an acquired taste. Funny gurl.

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


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Miss Marlette

3 Weeks Ago

Acquired taste. Think of Vieux-Boulogne cheese smeared over stinky balls. Suck away!
Well.....it's certainly a lisp sufferer's nightmare! You have mined the dictionary for S words most astutely, Miss Marlette. And 'mining' is a very appropriate description, I believe, in regards to your theme and content. Those senile sultans would be quite happy.....if only they could remember what has occurred! Clever wordplay! 💛

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

3 Weeks Ago

I'm going around in circles trying to spell sapodillas. Got it right finally. Senile sultans are rem.. read more
How titillating! The scintilla in a chinchilla screwing in a villa. I'm wetting my seat haha

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

3 Weeks Ago

Your rhyming is getting better with every review comment. Old stoner with a boner!
Smutty and silly. You write good fun.

Posted 3 Weeks Ago


Miss Marlette

3 Weeks Ago

You find it smutty? Peep into yer pants then. Good fun is what I'm here for hun. *wink wink* smile

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Added on July 3, 2021
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