She Who Lives All Alone

She Who Lives All Alone

A Poem by Miss Marlette
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Beware

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She'll boil your testicles 

Quarter your heart in a pickle

Slice you into halves 

And set a table for one

 

She'll burn you up like toast 

Degrade you to compost 

For her lettuce and tomatoes

Shitting you out in tons

 

She'll place you by her cot

Use you as a chamberpot

Farting hard, unbarred

You'll die without a gun

 

She'll use you as her rag

To wipe her bum that sags

You'll be a d***o in her bag

Dreading a night of fun 

 

She'll wait until the night

Whiskered, toothless fright 

And when she'll pull you close

You'll wish you were a nun

 

She'll kiss you, all foul breath

You'll weep and welcome death

She'll bury you in her yard

With you, she shall be done 

© 2021 Miss Marlette


Author's Note

Miss Marlette
I am in a very artistic mood tonight... ☺ This poem was inspired by a literary classic I read yesterday.

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Lol! What a wicked wretch this lady must be! You certainly made me chuckle with this one, Miss Marlette. No wonder she lives alone because she'd make one ghastly, terrible neighbour. Such an original flow of rhyme scheme here and your satirical wit and sense of fun pervades the whole piece. If there is such a thing as reincarnation, then i'll hope beyond all hope that I don't return as a d***o in a bag! Wacky, witty and full of fun! 💛

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

1 Month Ago

I wanted to include so many other slurpy yummy details like gooey soap with stuck hairs, cooties in .. read more
Miss Marlette

1 Month Ago

Mucosy soap, mucoid poo, fungal toes



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Lol! What a wicked wretch this lady must be! You certainly made me chuckle with this one, Miss Marlette. No wonder she lives alone because she'd make one ghastly, terrible neighbour. Such an original flow of rhyme scheme here and your satirical wit and sense of fun pervades the whole piece. If there is such a thing as reincarnation, then i'll hope beyond all hope that I don't return as a d***o in a bag! Wacky, witty and full of fun! 💛

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

1 Month Ago

I wanted to include so many other slurpy yummy details like gooey soap with stuck hairs, cooties in .. read more
Miss Marlette

1 Month Ago

Mucosy soap, mucoid poo, fungal toes
I was pretty sure after the first line that I wouldn't like this chick.

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

1 Month Ago

She's inspired by the Hansel Gretel witch ;-)
Thanks.
sounds scary

might make a good tale

the character could be given her own story


really cool poem


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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

1 Month Ago

Wow. How did you guess I'm writing a full book in this witchy character. Thanks for the great commen.. read more
PlayWrite

1 Month Ago

youre welcome
she just seemed real I guess

thats awesome to know

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Miss Marlette

1 Month Ago

I appreciate it :)
Now who let my secret pickle recipe out hahahahaha. Naughty Marlette. Not that my bum sags though. That's one thing you got wrong. You hade me in such splits today.

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I'm kind of pissing my panties laughing. Does this apply to those who live in apartments or only the backyard types?

Posted 1 Month Ago


This is very reminding me of a bad lady who live next door to me. Scary and funny. I don't know to laugh or cry so I'll laugh.

Posted 1 Month Ago


I was wondering how a testicle mash would taste in my sandwich. I live alone and you gave me some innovative ideas here LOL. The options are endless it seems. Wicked and funny.

Posted 1 Month Ago


You're back to your original badass style which I like the best. Many funny points here. Write more of this type. :-)

Posted 1 Month Ago


Miss Marlette

1 Month Ago

Hey thanks for calling me badass

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