Lucia's Dead

Lucia's Dead

A Poem by Miss Marlette

Now that Lucia's dead
Be yourself, you w***e
Go paint the Big Sur red
Her husband is all yours
The one you wanted bad
So now that Lucia's dead
F**k him like you did your dad
The season is upon us
Bring on that dope
Bring on that weed
Stink up that filthy shack
Lucia's dead, go do the deed
With ten dicks online
And another ten in the room
And if that ain't enough
Shove in it your broom
For a woman can't live
By backyard tomatoes alone
And every now and then
Her big bog needs a bone
Ah now that Lucia's dead
You'll surely need a drink
Watching Karma come
To whip your grimy bum
Wink wink wink wink ....wink!

© 2021 Miss Marlette


Author's Note

Miss Marlette
This poem catapulted me to the big league. Nominated for Pulitzer straightaway!

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This is not your basic let bygones be bygones piece. The speaker is in no uncertain terms calling out the misdeeds of someone who stole another's spouse, the victim apparently having been close in some way. To say no punches are pulled would be to put it mildly. I think I would rather wear Hester Prynne's scarlet letter before facing a tongue lashing of this magnitude. I also must wonder how you can do the deed online. I think the tactile factor would be somewhat reduced.

Posted 2 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Lol. Sorry for tuning in late. Yes, it's kinda gross to be so cunty but there's no other option but .. read more
John the Baptist

2 Years Ago

I have never heard of men being cunty. Ordinarily, we're just a******s



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This is not your basic let bygones be bygones piece. The speaker is in no uncertain terms calling out the misdeeds of someone who stole another's spouse, the victim apparently having been close in some way. To say no punches are pulled would be to put it mildly. I think I would rather wear Hester Prynne's scarlet letter before facing a tongue lashing of this magnitude. I also must wonder how you can do the deed online. I think the tactile factor would be somewhat reduced.

Posted 2 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Miss Marlette

2 Years Ago

Lol. Sorry for tuning in late. Yes, it's kinda gross to be so cunty but there's no other option but .. read more
John the Baptist

2 Years Ago

I have never heard of men being cunty. Ordinarily, we're just a******s
The w***e is remanded to custody for this entire season! There shall be no bail hearing for her till the next session of this Honorable Court.! The bailiffs are strictly ordered to smack her butt hard every time she tries to appeal. Order order!
*Gavel booms*

Aye Aye Your Honour!

Posted 2 Years Ago


I couldn't help thinking of a certain character on this website that f***s around with other's partners and resembles this character. Quite a character sketch here.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Hawhawhaw. Which idiot found this sad?? Thanks for the lmao laughs in this s**t december weather.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Awww....So sad....Rest in peace, gentle soul.....

Posted 2 Years Ago


My prayers will always be with the departed soul. I hope she RIP. As for this evil hag- I hope she suffers in her wheelchair, b***h!

Posted 2 Years Ago


This sad poem made me feel so sad when Lucia died. I feel like crying.

Posted 2 Years Ago



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Added on December 9, 2021
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