Arbitrary Cyst

Grew a cyst, freaked out, made a fuss about it.

Well that's it, I have a cyst

Google says it's tumor

Naturally

The doctor says it's completely normal

They seem to appear

"Arbitrarily"

As if they have nothing better to do

-As if I have nothing better to do-

And I paid this doctor,

For what seems to be an arbitrary examination

I was constantly touching my head

The cyst appeared to be fine,

Minding its business

Until a few moments ago

When I touched it 

and I felt it biting my finger

"Would you bugger off and leave me be?"

"I want you gone, cyst"

"I shall depart as arbitrarily as I have come"

F*****g hell, that little s**t is getting philosophical

I decided to shove some Plato or Schopenhauer on its face

Every day

Until it realizes that arbitrariness

Is just as idiotic as a talking cyst. 

Until then, I have made my peace with it. 

Reviews

[¿]

It's been a year I'm having a little bumpy cyst on the left side of my neck under my left ear, was hella tensed at first and Google then found I have major disease, but the trachea specialist says it's just a symptom that I've caught too much cold! Well the cyst never aches. Sometimes cyst can be of TB.
Get consulted for even a pimple by a dermatologist but never by google. Thanks for sharing :)

[Marina]

I visited a dermatologist, he said it was harmless :D

[Paul Bell]

Never ever google any ailment, even the common cold comes up as, you've got five days to live.
Mind you, man flu, wow, google told me I died last week with that.
Bet the doctor makes a lot of money out of arbitrariness. It could be worse, you could have my doc, doesn't matter if you go in with a broken leg, you've got a virus and that's that.

[Marina]

He sounds precious. What is the rest of the world missing!