Realistic Christmas.

This stems from my belief that its never too early to get fucked up in the name of Jesus.

Grandmas passed out in the yard.
Uncle Ricos playing cards alone
Santas stuck in the chimney
Pastor Don is raping Jimmy
Gonna get laid tonight
When Im drunk everythings alright

Merry realistic Christmas
When we're gone you'll miss us
We tend to get in your head
And when you're not looking, in your bed

Jesus wrapped in swaddling clothes
Only wise men beat the hoes
He was Gods pride and joy
The crucifix was His favorite toy


Merry realistic Christmas
When we're gone you'll miss us
We tend to get in your head
And make you wish you were dead

Reviews

[Michael X]

humorous and satirical, well written.

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

Like this very much and xmas has started early lol...