Double Limerick: The Platypus

Double Limerick: The Platypus

by Michael R. Burch

The platypus, myopic,

is ungainly, not erotic.

His feet for bed

are over-webbed,

and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager

although his means are meager.

His sight is poor;

perhaps he'll score

with a passing duck or beaver.

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