Expert Advice

Expert Advice
by Michael R. Burch

 
Your breasts are perfect for your lithe, slender body.
Please stop making false comparisons your hobby!
 

don’t forget ...
by Michael R. Burch

 
don’t forget to remember
that Space is curved
(like your Heart)
and that even Light is bent
by your Gravity.
 

Sex Hex
by Michael R. Burch

 
Love’s full of cute paradoxes
(and highly acute poxes).
 

honeybee
by Michael R. Burch

 
love is a little treble thing―
prone to sing
and sometimes to sting
 

Civility
by Michael R. Burch

 
Civility
is the ability
to disagree
agreeably.
 

Here and Hereafter
by Michael R. Burch

 
Life’s saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ...
wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.
 

Self-ish
by Michael R. Burch

 
Let’s not pretend we “understand” other elves
As long as we remain mysteries to ourselves.
 

Love
by Michael R. Burch
 

Love is either wholly folly,
or fully holy.

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