Dear Dorothy

A quickie poem I did to enter into a contest on the Deviant Art Community. Just for fun!!

 

 

 

Poor Dorothy lost in time

Amid the crazy Land of Oz

All in all it seemed sublime

Until you gave her cause

 

Her wickedness came without a doubt

Sticking her nose in the way

As if you didn’t have enough to worry about

On that fine summer day

 

You rode the house that squished her sis

It really wasn’t your fault

And Glenda, she just had to insist

You wear that which she would exalt

 

Those tacky things so ruby red

Somehow ‘poofed’ on your feet

And it was then they made your bed

Setting you up for defeat

 

So now you must go see the old man

And follow a silly yellow road

With the witch on your can

Like a wart on a toad

 

As for help along the way

Gee, thanks so much for that

A dope made of hay

A rusty pile and a p***y cat

 

So after you’ve returned home

Begin to recount your tale

Of the strange places you did roam

After that twisting gale

 

But be careful of what you share

Of witches and winged monkey thugs

Else your audience sits and stares

Thinking you must be on drugs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reviews

[Wildecat]

This is a wonderful version of The Wizard of Oz, well done.

[CLUTZ]

ha ha ha!!!!! i thought this was funny, and i liked it. i never really like the wizard of oz and the flying monkeys scared me but your poem is hilarious.