Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - October 22, 2022

Web Journal Of Red Pill Coyote - October 22, 2022

A Story by Red Pill Coyote

The crab meat is what turned me into a Choo Choo train! 8 more days and I get to be with my humanoid key... Dream like... I hope my girlfriend will eat my Tiffany poster. I love her so much.
Anyways, I keep forgetting to say this... But a few days ago, I had another vision. In the vision, I slammed my head into a skyscraper building and then I turn into a bull terrier.. Could be symbolism to the cynocephali warriors and their hatred for modernity and civilization... Perhaps they want me to take some action in the possible near future.
Anyways, Kristy and her husband might be joining us for my 27th birthday on November 1st... I was talking to her at Lowe's a couple days ago... That's pretty silhouette that I'd rather have a woman who I mostly know from Wal-Mart to join us at Casa Grande than my own f*****g siblings. This whole thing of watching what I say to my sister's family is out in the garbage disposal. I hope, anyways... My brother Jimmy in North Carolina had his new born son... Jameson...
Last night, I did a video where I stuck a dog t**d down my throat and I kept deliberately choking on it. Dog turds can make your soul exit out of your flesh capsule.. Obviously, the poop belonged to my dog Meadow.. My face was crimson and my eyes were raining because it was a hard t**d... Had some age to it...
Today I was actually puking lava at my blue pilled dad. Him wanting to give cash to these Shriners... Come on... The general public should be asking why a society has to be secret... Not just me...
I don't think I've talked about my actual birth origins... Sooo, on Halloween of 1995, my aunt Kathy suffered a heart attack. When my mom found out, it made her slide down the pulse lane so much that her water breaks. My dad drove her all the way up to SOMC in Portsmouth and my soul crashed on this giant green Hedgehog like a golden comet. I just slid out of my mom's cave I guess you could say... My dad named me Cody after Wild Buffalo Bill Cody. And my middle name Steven after my dad's own middle name. Screw it... I'll just say my full name. Cody Steven Carr.

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Added on October 22, 2022
Last Updated on October 23, 2022
Tags: Journal, birth, 1990's, mother, father, siblings, uncle, North Carolina, nephew, dog, girlfriend, birthday

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Red Pill Coyote
Red Pill Coyote

Scioto County, OH



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I'm here to eat roadkill like a scavenger and fight Satanic Pedophiles like an Anti-Villain or Anti-Hero.. I guess I can be seen as either one... And I'm all out of roadkill... But I'm mostly a misund.. more..

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