Just a snippet of a potential story!

Those damn corn-lovers!

She woke up to the news that her home town had been sucked into a black hole, which was now missing. Pictures of it popped up all around the country. Just kidding, that's ridiculous. No, not putting up pictures of what is essentially a black sheet of paper, but thinking that enough people care that the whole country would rally together for the disappearance of a small farming community. Of course, those god-damned corn lovers didn't shut their trap.