Things I Would Have Never Known...

Things I Would Have Never Known...

A Story by NJ Schneider
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...if I didn't work on the night crew.

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This is just going to be a list of funny and silly things my co-workers and bosses do that I would have never realized if I hadn't switched to nights. I'll probably add to it as I learn more about them.

1. Travis likes to walk around the building while doing a silly dance to the disco music.
2. Dion makes random sound effects...all the time.
3. 11pm on Mondays is DP storytime (because DP always gets wasted over the weekend and gets himself into trouble).
4. Ian cage fights and is pretty good at it (judging by the fact that he didn't look too messed up after his last fight).
5. Travis likes to talk like a game show host on the overhead radio and quote south park characters. "Mmmk?"
6. Dion used to have game before he got married.
7. Closing hardware associates are either shouting swear words or singing really loudly...and badly.
8. Cactus Coolers are supposedly amazing but aren't sold in NorCal except one place: Food Maxx.
9. Travis can sit and amuse himself with a laser thermometer for an hour.
10. He also likes to go around the store with it and point it at people's foreheads to see how hard they're working based on their temperature.

© 2011 NJ Schneider


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NJ Schneider
Just something for fun.

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I want a laser thermometer now. :(

Posted 12 Years Ago


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