Even on Odd Days

Gotta larf dont'ya....

Even on Odd Days

 

On those

Very  

Occasional

Odd days

When

She thinks

That

No one

Might

Be looking

My love

She

Might just

Wear

A single

Stocking

Tis so much

Quicker

To get

Undressed

That way

She says …

 

 

Reviews

[Lorry]

It also paints the picture thats all currently playing in our heads about your missus 😀
Sounds like a thoroughly sensible young lady and a thoroughly time efficient strategy.
Tell her i said so, and pass on my number to her please 😀
Hope your still doing what your eyeologist ordered mate.

[Neville]

Cheers Lorry mate & meant... Her number is 01460 391 x

[Neville]

wot did I Just do....

[Lorry]

No worries. I can't get a signal up here anyway 😀

[Neville]

phew.. you sure...

[Lorry]

Yeah, i need to climb a hill to get a proper signal these days (Damn you 3three) 😀

[Neville]

......... Good old (you 3three)

[‘Thoughts In Time..]

Hmmmm...but I prefer the crotchless ones...me thinks even easier....🌹🌹

[Neville]

Waste not a second, the king size bed it beckoned .. calling from behind closed doors her stockings strewn o'er two floors.... many thank you's Kelly :)

[‘Thoughts In Time’🌹]

King size extra length ... I had one of those beds when married to my ex...was nice when I wanted to be left alone I’d go lie right in the edge of the bed far away....pleasures mine always....gotta laugh a little ...otherwise we’ll cry🌹🌹🌹

[barleygirl]

This is deliciously whimsical & playful, kinda like YOU! *wink! wink!* I love how you embrace the unbalanced state of a thing . . . craving the seesaw, one might say. You put us all off-balance with a hint of your fondest proclivities! (((limbs))) Fondly, Margie

[Neville]

I am so delighted that you finally alighted on this little scribble Margie and even more so that you got a whiff of my proclivities (BITs) fondly ME x

[andrew mitchell]

lol class Neville class action!:)

[Neville]

cor blimey guvnor, many thanks indeed...

[Patricia Wedel]

Neville... Women have the most unusual way of
thinking... like an Artist with a mission. I myself
wear a lot of delicate jewelry. I feel it is my way of having
tattoos, although I can take them on and off. It is simply Art.
truly, Pat

[Neville]

I understand precisely... thanking you has become something of a habit... tis easy to do.. tis a good habit and true thank thee Pat x

[Beccy]

Nothing like being able to make a quick withdrawal; though 'tis equally important to deposit on a regular basis... :))

Beccy.

[Neville]

Now dont that feel better... I was banking on you Beccy bless ya little cotton socks.. :))

[Lyn Anderson]

So sweet and devilish at the same time. I expect nothing less from you.

[Neville]

how bloomin kind.... thank you Lyn and true..

[Robert Trakofler]

just a suggestion and perhaps maybe a help but if you tell her to take her eyeliner and draw a line straight up the back of her leg it will create the appearance of nylons ergo freeing her to the cumbersome task of having to wear anything at all:) I'm a fixer... can't help myself Nev, really I can't

[Neville]

I will put it to her my friend... the pencil eyeliner idea... can't see how that will stop her getting recognised when she holds up a bank though.... :)

[Chris]

Chuckling here... a good one.

[Neville]

Many thanks Chris, a most welcome and much appreciated visit sir... Oh' n Happy New Year to You and yours...

Neville

[John the Baptist]

Probably cuts the time in half, at least from the waist down.

[Neville]

thank you John the Baptist.. I was referring to the one she puts over her head... what we at home call her WFTBO or withdrawal from the bank outfit... Cheers again sir
Neville :)

[Chris Shaw]

I am thinking it must have been a hold up stocking, otherwise she'd be wearing suspenders and that would be another item of clothing too many. I was going to say least said the better, but maybe least worn on some days is even more so, to put a smile on yer face when you need it most :) Visually teasing Neville.

Chris

[Neville]

Thank you Chris, mission well and truly accomplished ma'am..

Neville