Scatterbrain

Unlike most of the things I will be posting this does not have a continual theme or message, just random thoughts I wanted to compile, hence the name "Scatterbrain"

Being myself got played out, just like being Batman.

I need my dreams to escape from under my hat and hunt each other in the woods.

I eat people because things taste better when you're hungry.

That's why my stomach ate itself, and taught me to bring a couch to hell.

I don't have enough friends for a party, invite the things we can't afford. 

I told everyone I killed myself as an april fools joke.

I was hiding in the basement waiting for someone to find me funny,

Funny thing is this happened on my birthday,

I did it so they'd feed my cake to the homeless.

People are people because you are what you eat.

I judge books by their cover because this machine can't read.

I'm better off just teaching ink to speak.

He'd probably be less socially awkward.

I turned the other cheek into a glass of needles

Being the better man wont grow me another face.

But whatever I'm glad I got my gold medal.

I remember being born, it was a failed suicide attempt.

Opposite day is every day when you're a pessimist. 

Author's Note

I have awful format and punctiuation and what not.