Fish

This poem is mostly sarcastic, yes I don't enjoy depression and yes this poem is combating it, but understand the tone is completely sarcastic.

Feelings are for women

And women are for f*****g

So f**k feelings

I hope they get pregnant

And their baby eats their insides

Just like they did to me

I've got to be more like the robot

Resistance is obsolete, I need new software

Just like the idea to be willing

Just like having a god

My armour is rusty, brains always combusting

These are some of my finer habits. 

Author's Note

Sarcasm!

Reviews

[Crimson_Catastrophe]

F**k feelings indeed.
It's got a very angry vibe to it.
I know it's sarcasm, but still.

[the Most Human Human]

Thank you! Although it's dissapointing that no ones gotten the Nirvana reference in the title !

[Crimson_Catastrophe]

I love nirvana!
Can't believe I didn't get that.
And you're welcome!

[demureminds]

Haha ok, so I liked the syllogism you used with feelings and women, because the reasoning seems pretty valid assuming you wrote this because of a woman in your past... Then again you did say this was sarcasm, which is good because this is a little vulgar haha, but hey it's your writing, great expression.