MummyA Poem by Paul BellSo what’s your excuse for a blind date My boyfriend cheated on me, what’s yours. Caught my mum in bed with my girlfriend. Did you say anything. No, she was on top, so I didn’t want to do anything Did you tell your Dad No, my Dads girlfriend killed him when she found out he was married. Wow, you don’t have a sister do you. I do, but she’s not allowed within ten miles of the house. Is she a psycho or what. No, she smashed a chair over mum's head when she caught her in bed with her boyfriend. What, your mum was on top again. I suppose so, it’s not really a picture I want to see. Do you have a photo of your mum. Yes, that’s her there. Wow, I don’t usually have lesbian tendencies, but I’d do your mum. Yes, a lot of people want to do my mum, I don’t get it. Can I meet her. Why the hell would you want to meet her. I don’t know, can I be your girlfriend. Is this so you can meet my mum. Of course not, can I go home with you now. My god, what is wrong with you woman. Can I meet your sister, why don’t we get married. We’ve only just met. I know, but already I feel part of the family. © 2021 Paul BellReviews
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7 Reviews Added on January 9, 2021 Last Updated on January 9, 2021 AuthorPaul BellAboutI like poetry and stories that tell me something. Sometimes the shortest poems hit the hardest. If I post something serious, don't worry, a funny poem will follow. Don't hesitate to tell me if my po.. more..Writing
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