Math

Math

A Poem by Goat
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Math is difficult and makes you mad.

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I pull my hair and scratch my head,
Oh no,I wish I was dead.

My brain is burning as I try,
To understand the root of pi

I cry and yell but no one hears,
My pain is lost upon his ears,

Why must math be so hard?
Stupid teacher, he's a nard!

"Teacher, teacher, why so cruel?
It's hard enough to come to school!"

He stares at me with steely gaze,
No response, he's in a daze

I groan aloud and lay down my head,
Leave me here, I'm good as dead.

Math sucks.






© 2014 Goat


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haha funny poem. then I read quickly through the other reviews and had a good laugh, too. everybody on this site must relate to your poem. writers and poets can never like maths.

Posted 9 Years Ago


Goat

9 Years Ago

Haha, thank you. I'm not sure if anyone on the planet likes math.....
Probably preaching to the choir in this place. Math sucks. nuff said!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Goat

9 Years Ago

Haha, thank you!
hahahaha!! loveee. oh my gosh, this piece and i connect on an emotional level. great job!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Goat

10 Years Ago

Thanks! I think everyone connects with us on this one, math sucks.
LMAO! I hated math at school, and it confused me terribly. Thank goodness that was years ago and I'm not going through it now! Thanks for the chuckle, great poem!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Goat

10 Years Ago

Thank You for reading it, I'm glad I could make you laugh!
Ha .That is the truth .I hate Math with a passion :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Goat

10 Years Ago

Thank you, so do I! It sucks.
Ha math is definitely my Achilles heel....kudos! I concur....math sucks....

Posted 10 Years Ago


Goat

10 Years Ago

Thank you for reading, math should be illegal!
Reading this poem, am reminded of my own struggles, with math, but at the gifted level, where the nerds hung out. Except I wasn't a math nerd, just an average student, who never understand algebra or calculus, for that matter. Sadly, my brain was never the same, after university prep level calculus. Thanks for the laugh, it has lighten up my day. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


Goat

10 Years Ago

Thank you, I'm glad I could make you smile.
therisa

10 Years Ago

Your welcome, Goat.
The poem had nice rhymes and its structure was solid : )

Posted 10 Years Ago


Goat

10 Years Ago

Thank you!
Yes, I agree with you here. Math just doesn't make any sense most of the time.
Fantastic job on this!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


Goat

10 Years Ago

Thank you so much!
Tina Kline

10 Years Ago

You are welcome.
I know how you feel. I was pushed into Algebra when I needed another year of plain math, and I never caught up.

Posted 10 Years Ago


Goat

10 Years Ago

Oh no, that would be awful. Thank you for reading my poem!

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Goat

Twin Cities, MN



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