Typical Shallow Girly Love Poem

Typical Shallow Girly Love Poem

A Poem by Tomislav Petricevic
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This is what shallow girls like to write.

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I'm in love with you boy,

Even though we've been together for one day,

I can see that you are special,

And that's why I've given my virginity to you.

My feeling are so strong,

I need to express them through structureless poetry.

I bend the laws of grammar,

Because I'm so emotional.

I don't use rhyming,

Because I'm so emotional.

Versification makes no sense to me,

Because I'm so emotional.

My lines are really pointless,

Still I keep repeating them,

Because I'm so emotional.

I'm writing this poem because my feelings

Were too big to fit into a simple Facebook status.

And everyone will like this poem,

Because it's so emotional and sweet.

Boy, I will love you forever,

Or at least

Until I find someone else

To give my “virginity” to.

© 2012 Tomislav Petricevic


Author's Note

Tomislav Petricevic
If you haven't figured out so far, this is a parody of all those poems that shallow girls write. And boys too, sometimes. I'd just like to apologize to all those people who write worthy love poetry, to avoid any misunderstandings.
And I'd like to point out that most of my WritersCafe friends DON'T write these poems, so don't feel offended guys. Some do, though.
Anyways, thanks for wasting your time on a piece of crap like this! xD
P.S. If you want to be more emotional in your poems, I can give you pro tips! LOL

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To all you Twilight fans out there...
Good job. Sadly, these are the girls who would become popular in a public school setting.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

haha omg this is hilarious. i was crying with laughter...maybe its because i'm so emotional!!! haha lol i'm so funny.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tomislav Petricevic

8 Years Ago

lol, thank you! xD
Irene

8 Years Ago

your welcome
all funny, but the last line "to give my "virginity" to" was the line that truly brings this piece together, cause it's just so utterly true.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

LMFAO I am guilty of these. This is hilarious!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tomislav Petricevic

8 Years Ago

Haha, thanks!
Lol cute piece :P

~a
100/100

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is 90% of Writer's Cafe. It's about time someone lampooned all the s****y poetry that chokes the life out of this site.

Posted 8 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Tomislav Petricevic

8 Years Ago

Thanks!
Oh god Tom I'm gonna pee myself reading this hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted 8 Years Ago


Tomislav Petricevic

8 Years Ago

Then you better get to the bathroom! LOL, jk, thank you! :D
A. V. Madison

8 Years Ago

Lol just a metaphor O.o
Tomislav Petricevic

8 Years Ago

Yeah, I know :P XD
I had to read this piece twice, because there were tears in my eyes the first time from laughing so hard!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tomislav Petricevic

8 Years Ago

Haha, thanks!
awwww heyyy i didnt write one like that D: haha but true for most....

Posted 8 Years Ago


haha I really liked it!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on June 21, 2012
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Tags: poetry, poem, shallow, girly, love, virginity, sex, emotional

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Tomislav Petricevic
Tomislav Petricevic

Slavonski Brod, Slavonija, Croatia



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