Typical Shallow Girly Love Poem

Typical Shallow Girly Love Poem

A Poem by Tomislav Petricevic
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This is what shallow girls like to write.

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I'm in love with you boy,

Even though we've been together for one day,

I can see that you are special,

And that's why I've given my virginity to you.

My feeling are so strong,

I need to express them through structureless poetry.

I bend the laws of grammar,

Because I'm so emotional.

I don't use rhyming,

Because I'm so emotional.

Versification makes no sense to me,

Because I'm so emotional.

My lines are really pointless,

Still I keep repeating them,

Because I'm so emotional.

I'm writing this poem because my feelings

Were too big to fit into a simple Facebook status.

And everyone will like this poem,

Because it's so emotional and sweet.

Boy, I will love you forever,

Or at least

Until I find someone else

To give my “virginity” to.

© 2012 Tomislav Petricevic


Author's Note

Tomislav Petricevic
If you haven't figured out so far, this is a parody of all those poems that shallow girls write. And boys too, sometimes. I'd just like to apologize to all those people who write worthy love poetry, to avoid any misunderstandings.
And I'd like to point out that most of my WritersCafe friends DON'T write these poems, so don't feel offended guys. Some do, though.
Anyways, thanks for wasting your time on a piece of crap like this! xD
P.S. If you want to be more emotional in your poems, I can give you pro tips! LOL

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Thank you all for your awesome reviews! :D
I didn't think anyone would like it.
I appreciate it.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Hahahaha.
"My feeling are so strong,I need to express them through structureless poetry."
Lol xD
This poem is actually close enough to what some people write on here.
Well done. Great poem ;)


Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Wow.... because I'm so emotional makes people do anything they want. No wonder why I haven't gotten far... :)

Good poem. It brought a smile to my face.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

"Because I'm so emotional." Jesus man..
Nema šta, ovo mi ide u library!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

LOL, so very funny, like!!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Hehehe!
An interesting write, really.

"Even though we've been together for one day,
I can see that you are special,"

Hahahaha! This particular concept amuses me so much!

And the facebook line, it is a winner!

You have a way with words!

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

LMFAO :) "Were too big to fit into a simple Facebook status"......beyond hilarious! This is brilliant.

Posted 8 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Added on June 21, 2012
Last Updated on June 21, 2012
Tags: poetry, poem, shallow, girly, love, virginity, sex, emotional

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Tomislav Petricevic
Tomislav Petricevic

Slavonski Brod, Slavonija, Croatia



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