The Helmet Cat Rap

This dapper cat is called Helmet Cat,

Got a meaty buddy called Helmet Mac

We drink milk from the bathroom tap

Stay away from the cats that's black

Dibs on the fat rat, its all mine

Dogs around the corner, stealing my brine.

Fight them off with a ball of yarn

Run to the kennels to keep me from harm.

Kitten called Katherine, furry and white.

She may be young but shes matches my height.

For Christmas I got her a nice hat,

My girlfriends now called Helmet Kat

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[W.k.kortas]

As they said in the way back when, that cat is dap.