You Never Know

You Never Know

A Poem by Phill Oz O'fee
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Well well well....

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You Never Know




Six foot handsome supercilious Brad

Was known to be a womanising cad


His spectacles were a designer quest

Engraved with the words I’m the Best


Heartbreaks were reputably planned

In his lifestyle relationship wasteland


But what goes around comes around

As this saying is now often renowned


Iniquitous escapades found retribution

As fate conceded a strange conclusion


Problems within his treasured manhood

Needed remedial surgery to make good


So off to hospital went the smarmy lad

And into white infirmary robe was clad


The surgeon was called Mr R E Invited

And it turned out he was very farsighted


For misinterpreting operational briefing

His actions would leave Brad seething


For what the scalpel did was not coerced

He thought it read remove testicles first


Thus Brad’s gallivanting came to an end

And what happened next must be penned


For he changed his name to Brandy Snap

Transgendered and ran off with a Mr Capp


Now they both reside on an Austrian farm

Asparagus growers and enjoying the charm


Just goes to prove the future can be fickle

When destiny welds its sharp edged sickle


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© 2020 Phill Oz O'fee


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Whether it’s intentional, a mistake or genetic, at least this story had a somewhat happy ending ( we think). I know people who have gone back and forth from straight to transgender; for this very macho man, it was a tragedy of sorts, but managed to deal with this. A well written piece. I enjoyed your rhyming too! Great!

Posted 2 Months Ago


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oh my! this is powerful and nicely written as well as nicely presented

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Whether it’s intentional, a mistake or genetic, at least this story had a somewhat happy ending ( we think). I know people who have gone back and forth from straight to transgender; for this very macho man, it was a tragedy of sorts, but managed to deal with this. A well written piece. I enjoyed your rhyming too! Great!

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

ha ha ha....Brad got his just desserts...the trans-gendered kind...some Creme Brule perhaps.
a snappy limerick here, Phill...
a much needed smile.
j.

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


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Phill Oz O'fee
Phill Oz O'fee

Winchester, Hampshire, England, United Kingdom



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I am caught in a time spiral of confusion; that period we all experience between birth and death. Somewhere inside hides a poet, writer, lyricist and/or whatever, laying dormant and suppressed by s.. more..

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