Penis the Paparazzi

Penis the Paparazzi

A Story by Kusa Da Shin Avira
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Flash fiction story about fame...

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I pushed through the crowd as quick as I could. Cameras
flashing, staggering my eyesight, the sheer weight from
the attention I was receiving was becoming more irritating
and dizzying than I was expecting.
And with that realization within that moment, a sudden
jolt of brutishness leapt from my right arm, since I was a
righty from birth, and smacked the nearest camera man in the
face, leaving me to assume that the photographer would be
scarred for life.
Interestingly enough, this mishap lead to the entire party of
cameras to separate and flee from their subject of focus.
Well, that and the nude streaker that went zipping down the
sidewalk.
A few steps after passing the paparazzi, the old hair and wrinkly
balled man sluggishly tripped over his own feet and landed down
onto the pavement.

© 2014 Kusa Da Shin Avira


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Ha! A title like that creates its own powerful curiosity. An intriguing little piece on fame seekers, the consequences and emotions attached to it that sad occupation and the streaker who wants it desperately. Very amusing!

Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kusa Da Shin Avira

6 Years Ago

Thanks for the kind review friend... I was a little concerned about the title... I don't mind shock.. read more
Lol! Love this humorous piece.
Was it an old guy looking for 15 min of fame?


Posted 6 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Kusa Da Shin Avira

6 Years Ago

Honestly, I don't know. Ha.
Matching Socks

6 Years Ago

Still a funny scene. :)

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Added on December 8, 2014
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Kusa Da Shin Avira
Kusa Da Shin Avira

Houston, TX



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