The world as we never knew it

Woke up to a brand new day, and it’s snowing. The sun is shining, and there is a tornado headed this way. Cars are flying, so birds walk everywhere now. I suppose they are afraid to be a part of someone’s windshield. You can see the ocean from the desert, nowadays. People skinny dip in Antarctica, but avoid Hawaii because it’s too cold. Cell Phones talk through people, not the other way around. Everyone showers in nuclear waste, good for the skin I think. Music makes people, and you have to be abstinent to have a kid. Red means go, green means stop, and yellow means it’s a sunny day! This is the world we live in, and it’s an interesting place to be.