Chicks & Dicks

Chicks & Dicks

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1.
Every lady worth her salt
Who can bring the traffic to a halt
Must have a lover or two
To buy her Jimmie-Choos
And be her doggy by default

2.
Every lover worth his salt
Who can be clobbered for no fault
Must gift his lady a stick
To help flagellate his dick
And save his bottom from assault

3.
Every poet worth his salt
Who is a lover by default
Raping verses and prose
Rhyme and rhythm comatose
Reader buggered for no fault


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A humor filled piece in three very entertaining rhyming verses with a large dollop of sardonic wit!

Posted 3 Months Ago


John Alexander McFadyen

3 Months Ago

Made me think of this one:

Chicks with Dicks.

I have heard
ther.. read more
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Hahahahaha! The pricks with the dicks and their sundry tricks! Thanks for the big laugh today John! .. read more
I love this place because the comments are as much fun to read as the writing itself!

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Thank you so much for laughing with us dear rlmanning!
You are very good at this! I love how each series of limericks in each of your postings has a similar theme of connectedness, but still, all are very "out there" & unexpected. Nothing mundane or predictable here! You touch on a few sexual notes in a nicely subtle way, just crass enuf, but not too sleazy! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Lol it can get out of hand sometimes and when it does i can't control it! Thanks for laughing with m.. read more
Oh Ditzy, what a scream you are. You are the purrfect scratchy kitty kat. I have one at home like that. She is Myron, she smothers me in cat kisses and licks and in the next breath draws blood. I love her anyway :) These limericks are fun I am particularly fond of the first one. It is so visual and a dog with a lead on it is far preferable to one on the loose, if you get me :)

Have a great day and a bagful of treats for your witty kitty limericks.

.................

Chris

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

*Takes the bag gratefully*
Thank you from my heart dear Chris. Just trying to make you laugh.. read more
Christine Anne Shaw

3 Months Ago

And you my friend are treasured too. Thank you for the smiles across the miles :))
I like the way this is presented , the style. Nice.

Posted 3 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Thank you for liking these limericks The Unknown Sith.
Well thought out, developed, and provoking. It follows a path of thought, and it makes it very clear and concise.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Thank you for commenting Brandon!
Nice rhyming in this one, but I wish I knew what a Jimmie Choo is. De Sade would have loved the last two verses.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Its a designer brand of shoes that Jimmy Choos.
A bit of a sadist element in them yes :) read more
Every lover worth his salt.
Would have her wearing, choos and nothing at all.
But if he said, roses are red violets are blue.
I would run for the hills in my Jimmy choo's.



Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

That poem is becoming so clichéd, its becoming scary indeed.
The Jimmy Choos would trip on.. read more
Paul Bell

3 Months Ago

Poor naked Jill, Jack said breaking her crown.
I'll just take those shoes back to the shop no.. read more
"a lover by default"---"rhyme and rhythm comatose"

lately I am feeling my poetry is in a coma.
thank you for giving me some lines to adhere to.
j.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

Awww, we look to you for inspiration dear Jacob....
A salty poet indeed to deliver a work so well raped.

Posted 3 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

3 Months Ago

And a lovely, salted review too hahahaha! Thank you Delmar Cooper!

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