Just For Kicks

Just For Kicks

A Chapter by Dhara_Ditzy Kat

1)
There once was a coolcat named Jude
Who thought himself a real hot dude
When he bought himself a hoe
'Twas a hairy bloke named Joe
Who flattened his nose in a feud

2)
A harlot in Harlem aimed to please
Her clients' prick she meant to tease
She gave 'em a fever that hoe
It wasn't so pretty you know
They all got a dose of clap an' herpes

3)
There once was a Rabbi from Spain
Who loved to drink Scotch in the rain
Till his hand once wet slick
Circumcising his own dick
He cursed like the devil himself in pain


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And more limericks with a sleazy outlook. You certainly put a smile on my face. From Harlem to Spain, you got it covered :) Everyone is going to be doing limericks Ditzy :)

Chris


........... treats for a special Kat

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Thanks dear Chris! The fun has begun here. Friends over and fire crackers too! Have an awesome eveni.. read more
That does it! I need to write some sleazy limericks before I burst! The first set I read of yours were mild, but then each set after that has been building up to a higher level of being suggestive. This one is so much fun, so tongue-in-cheek, it really makes me want to zip off something in a similar vein. I love how each of your limericks is a distinct character profile with high imagination! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Sleazy can be so funny dear Margie! As a kid I used to steal my dad's rugby joke books with all thos.. read more
barleygirl

6 Months Ago

I grew up as the baby of 9 kids & all my older sisters & brothers taught me about sleazy humor!
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Wow! Such a great number of siblings Margie! And all of them older means you learn quickly!
There is a lady
A dizzy kat - she is
Wrote some poetry
SO HOT
I had to sit and read the lot

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Never mind them WildRose. Share your love with those who appreciate you, my friend. I do.
Wild Rose

6 Months Ago

Aye lass Theres bie a few awkard bods > In real life I just ignore them > or with one or two, so cal.. read more
Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Once you cross the moors at 16 all alone, you become adept at taking the bossy lightly. A real life.. read more
This is so good lol.Like no.3 the best.

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Thanks Tania. Nice that one yeah?
LOL! No.2 is my favorite 😁 When will these dudes get careful? I mean dirty does not mean unhygienic lol. 100/100 to you Ms.Kat!

Posted 6 Months Ago


Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Thanks dear AJ. 😹 You're too kind
this one i read last, thinking it is the most innocent of this quick trilogy, but my-my, now i know better.
it is true, save the best thing for last.
i have fun reading you, especially since i am also an international soul...

Posted 6 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dhara_Ditzy Kat

6 Months Ago

Thanks my friend iliOZ. Its great to be international :)

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